A vagina so loose and flappy it looks like a cabbage! The looser the cabbagier.. (Is that even a word?)..(IDK &IDC!)
1st guy: "Hey dude, you pulled a real stunner last night at the club!"
2nd guy: "Are you kiddin me? She had a cabbage between the legs! And you know I hate veggies!"
1st guy: "So you said no?!"
2nd guy: "Hell no! I introduced her to my meat and fed it to her chocolate starfish!"
Note: Chocolate starfish refers to the anus.
2nd guy: "Are you kiddin me? She had a cabbage between the legs! And you know I hate veggies!"
1st guy: "So you said no?!"
2nd guy: "Hell no! I introduced her to my meat and fed it to her chocolate starfish!"
Note: Chocolate starfish refers to the anus.
by Phenomenon January 16, 2008
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Ex. 1 - that chick was really fat and looking extra hungry, so I gave her a salty cabbage.
Ex. 2 - I gave her a salty cabbage and she puked on my nads.
Ex. 2 - I gave her a salty cabbage and she puked on my nads.
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Uncle Greer- dude i was just diagnosed with a malignant tumor
Blake- where is it?
Uncle Greer- on my ass
Blake- can i fuck it?
Uncle Greer- sure! i love cancerous ass carnage
Blake- where is it?
Uncle Greer- on my ass
Blake- can i fuck it?
Uncle Greer- sure! i love cancerous ass carnage
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These women can only get pregnant by forcing drunk, paraletic, incoherent males into having sex with them.
Cabbage Patch women generally have unshaven vaginas which contain so much acidity they would literally cause a males penis to rot (see Knobrot). They also smell of fish.
The use of foul language is usually emitted from a 'Cabbage Patch' on a very regular basis, generally aimed towards their child.
These women can only get pregnant by forcing drunk, paraletic, incoherent males into having sex with them.
Cabbage Patch women generally have unshaven vaginas which contain so much acidity they would literally cause a males penis to rot (see Knobrot). They also smell of fish.
The use of foul language is usually emitted from a 'Cabbage Patch' on a very regular basis, generally aimed towards their child.
Look at the state of that Cabbage Patch over there, what a fucking Rotter! I bet the bloke who fucked that has got severe Knobrot!
by SproggleBump July 18, 2010
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