Canada's History

The sexual act of inserting a moose antler into a beaver on the back of a Royal Canadian Mounted Police constable during the Stanley Cup challenge. A mooseknuckle can be substituted if it's another Wings/Penguins matchup, and the antler may be inserted in Stephen Harper on Boxing Day or Stephen Colbert in the Vancouver Olympics.
Wow, you really gave Stephen a dose of Canada's History there, eh?
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Canada's History

1. You know, that's how the plague started back in the day. From a little disgusting bird bath in someone's back yard, and rats made sex to birds in it and created a whole new type of aids.
2. Vagina Ghonaherpasiphilaids ass shit cunt fuck motherfucker tits cocksucker piss out my asshole
3. Formerly "The Beaver". A longstanding Canadian magazine.
1. Canada's History is dirty.
2. I gave your mom Canada's History. It involved moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.
3. I wish Canada's history was still The Beaver so I could giggle as I read about hockey and snow.
by jimmystheman February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

What I'd like to do to Stephen Colbert.

Also known as 'The Aristocrats'.
"Stephen Colbert is so hot. I'd like to Canada's History him all night long.
by Henrietta Huggins VIII February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

the act of penetrating the ear of a wild boar with an erect penis covered in the hot sauce known as sriracha
I enjoyed Canada's History while I was camping on the weekend
by rob savage February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sex act which consists of plunging moose antlers into two different women with a bottle of maple syrup in your ass as you dunk your balls in the stanley cup while getting blown by a hockey player with no front teeth.
i got totally wasted and ended up canada's historying in the back of a bar in toronto
by garbageman2012 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

The sexual act of sticking the head of a retarded midget dipped in maple syrup into the anus or vagina.
I keep that midget locked in the closet because your mom likes getting Canada's history
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Canada's History

An incredibly depraved sexual act in which a man penetrates a woman while defecating inside the Stanley Cup, while an unwed teenage mother injects maple syrup inside the first woman's anus in order to prepare her to take the antlers of a taxidermy moose-head.
Ew James is gross
Why?
He did Canada's History with Jasmine and Sophie
by randomshoes February 4, 2010
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