Canada's History

What I'd like to do to Stephen Colbert.

Also known as 'The Aristocrats'.

"Stephen Colbert is so hot. I'd like to Canada's History him all night long.

by Henrietta Huggins VIII February 5, 2010

Canada's History

A horrifically depraved sex act involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Usually performed by a tag team of Canadian Mounties on loose women from Saskatchewan. First brought to light by Stephen Colbert.

After going through Canada's History, the poor girl needed four months of therapy.

by Biggie132 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

The act of covering your sexual partner's body with maple syrup while wearing moose antler hats and inserting the Stanley Cup into as many orifices as possible

Jen is so kinky, we did a full Canada's History all night long.

by Samsara22 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

1. You know, that's how the plague started back in the day. From a little disgusting bird bath in someone's back yard, and rats made sex to birds in it and created a whole new type of aids.
2. Vagina Ghonaherpasiphilaids ass shit cunt fuck motherfucker tits cocksucker piss out my asshole
3. Formerly "The Beaver". A longstanding Canadian magazine.

1. Canada's History is dirty.
2. I gave your mom Canada's History. It involved moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.
3. I wish Canada's history was still The Beaver so I could giggle as I read about hockey and snow.

by jimmystheman February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act so depraved that it has been banned from most civilised countries. It also helps if one of your sexual partners resembles Margaret Thatcher in drag.

We have ten people, one more and we can all get funky with a session of 'Canada's History'. Hope the Mounties don't bust in this time.

by The Threatdown February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Canada's History is often analogous with 'anal sex' due to Canada being the largest producer of natural uranium in the world. As we all know, uranium originated in Uranus, the planet, and was passed down to the Americas (considering North America speaks for the planet Earth) through space capsules that carry minerals like pigeons carry babies to expecting mothers. As we know, Uranus often reminds us of 'anal sex', and by extension, so does Canada, the asshole of the universe. Stephen Colbert approves this message on his February 4, 2010 episode.

Susie: You took it up my back alley yesterday, why would you want more?

Pepe: What can I say? I can't get enough of Canada's History.

by The Planet Pluto February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act which consists of plunging moose antlers into two different women with a bottle of maple syrup in your ass as you dunk your balls in the stanley cup while getting blown by a hockey player with no front teeth.

i got totally wasted and ended up canada's historying in the back of a bar in toronto

by garbageman2012 February 4, 2010