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Callum Wilkins

A weird specimen who is lost in this world, but also found in a natural habitat with a dead trim. He often doesn’t listen to when he’s being spoken to, he loves to impersonate the magician Houdini as he loves to disappear.
“Where’s Callum Wilkins gone”
“He’s done a Houdini the villa scum”
by Mandingo87 November 16, 2018
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Callum

he is a sexy guy with a big cock
Girl 1: wow He is such a Callum!
Girl 2: you can see that between his legs
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Callum Singleton

Callum Singleton is a fat bastard. He is an attention seeker and smokes fags.
by Saggypumpum August 31, 2019
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Callum

Callum is Callum with blue balls.
person1: who's Callum?
person2: idk but he’s got blue balls
by MaddieTheSexyMf October 3, 2021
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Callum’s bedroom

This is an excuse he makes when really he’s in a dirty old prison cell
by JafaCake007 February 7, 2021
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Callum

Callum is a lad whose IQ is below 0, he likes to finger his dog,mother and farther. He recently came out the closet because his dad had him trapped in there.
Friend “hey have you heard of Callum”
Friend 2 “yeah he likes to finger his mum!”
by BennTy August 26, 2020
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A Callum

A Callum is someone who is very smart academically yet lacks general common sense.

They tend to rarely have any thoughts and when a thought does occasionally come to the front they must announce it immediately. They often enjoy things such as fishing and talking about themselves in third person. An extreme case of Callumism would cause the person to call some women 'naughty girls.'

Being called a Callum could be thought to be an insult but is often quite an affectionate term used between friends.
'OMG why did he just say that he's a proper knob'

'You're right he's such a Callum'
by lillin64 February 20, 2023
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