California Border Hop

A prank originating in Maryland to be performed during sexual intercourse.

YOU NEED:
-A girl, preferably one who is willing to have sex with you.
-A friend
-A room with a closet and a window.

WHAT YOU DO:
Step 1: Make your friend hide in the closet.
Step 2: Convince the girl to have sex with you while looking out the window.
Step 3: During intercourse, the friend silently comes out from the closet and you switch with him. Unbeknownst to her, your friend is now having sex with the girl.
Step 4: Go outside, in view of the window, and wave at your girl.

-CAUTION-
It is quite likely that performing the California Border Hop will put your friend's penis will soon be in peril and his face may soon have a red hand mark imprinted on it.

by thiswasforthelulz August 12, 2009

california

Is where you should say your're from because everyone loves California. Just say "I'm from California" when you're out of the Country.

Tourist: I'm from California.
French Women: OHH we we! I love California with thier palmtrees and surfer dudes. Kiss me!

by it's all good April 1, 2005

Calista

A girl who is so so hyper and can' t help it. A girl is so so random and you never understand wat she is saying. But she is so so funny. And always makes u laugh. She is so outgoing and can talk to anyone.

A girl: Hahahah wow she is such a Calista!!
Dude: I know ....wat the heck did she say??

by limegreeny November 15, 2009

california fling

A sexual adventure free of hassles, commitments or drama. Something light and fun filled.

Damn I just had the greatest California Fling.

by AnaJP October 6, 2006

Cali

Cali:
A main city in the beautiful country of colombia. It is known for being the salsa capital of the world.

Yo bro that salsa concert in cali was crazy. No wonder they call it the salsa capital of the world.

by Andre305 August 16, 2007

carlos caliente

The reverse to the "hot carl". Where you shit on someone's face and then cover it with seran wrap.

She totally sophocated when i gave her a carlos caliente.

by Joe Parker October 17, 2006

Cali

The most amazing girl in the world, a girl you could marry and have kids with, you will want to spend the rest of your life with her and she will always keep you happy, she would have brown hair brown eyes and a Gorgeous smile, she is sexy and hot and beautiful, and loves to have fun.

"Cali is so amazing"

by Hot chocolate April 23, 2013