Cactus Crazy

Someone or something that is crazy like a cactus. This is a subdued but noticeable type of crazy. Also Alliteration

Tim is acting cactus crazy

by tther November 29, 2021

Cactus

You may think it’s a watermelon but it’s really a cactus

Do you want to see my cactus?

by OnlyOnDisneyChannel August 31, 2019

Cactus

Awesome, heckers, insano, brutes.
Too awesome to touch.

Guy: How was your weekend?
Guy2: Awh man, fuckn' cactus as currnt!

by currrrnt October 11, 2010

cactus

a perfect dildo

girl one: yea it’s a cactus
girl two: what?

girl one: it’s perfect!

by nooaster March 24, 2021

Cactus

Your perfect boyfriend/girlfriend that will make u super happy

OMG I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND HE/SHE IS SOOOO HOT. HE'S MY CACTUSSSSS

by Sugar2 October 16, 2019

Cactus

Australian Slang most commonly used by chromosome and Luis

That shit’s not cactus

by notchromosome September 23, 2025

cactus jumper

Someone who doesn't talk to ugly people. Cactus being the ugly plant.

Girl 1: hey I think that boy likes you. Go talk to him.

Girl 2: nah. He's ugly.

Girl 1: you're a total cactus jumper!

by Cactibabe April 23, 2014