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"Yeah, what a selfish prick!"
by Canned_Ice July 28, 2019
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Crunch Time

A term used in Overwatch to describe the point in a match where a player/team is popping off against the opposing team during overtime, often resulting in victory.
Hotba went into crunch time against the London Spitfire, allowing the NYXL to clutch the 2nd map.
by Mortem0re February 08, 2020
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Cranston Crunch

its an abdominal exercise created and done by Ben Cranston. Done by standing someone on your chest and then doing a situp so they crunch against you.
Ben: Boy, this Cranston Crunch is a real ab killer!

Opal: What's a Cranston Crunch? I've never tried that.

Ben: You're gonna love it. Stand on my belly, I'll show you what it is.

Patty: Easy, dad, she might fall off.

Ben: (Laughing) Who cares?! Its a real gut buster.
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 01, 2010
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Dirtstar crunch

When you eat rice-crispies or a crunchy cereal out of someone's anus
Hey guys I just had Dirtstar crunch at Sara's house
by Mr Richardskynn September 14, 2019
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candy crunch

When you eat the butt and get a dry crunch poop in your mouth
Push surprised me with a Candy crunch last night.
by BigDilATL September 04, 2023
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Eiffel Crunch

It's like the Eiffel Tower but in Crunch land.
OMJJJINGGLY BERRY'S! IT'S THE EIFFEL CRUNCH! SQUEEEEK.
by CrunchayMaster123 July 19, 2023
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Iowa Crunch Bar

A doodie filled with corn usually enjoyed as an evening treat with a side serving of Sprite.
Brad: Hey man do you want to get a candy bar
Kevin: No way man I just want an Iowa Crunch Bar
by Floofypenguin March 13, 2020
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