Say the crunchy mom life is a little too extreme for you. You can go crispy mom. Pick and choose how crazy you’d like to get with the neo hippieniss.
Crunchy mom 1: omg! Can you believe Emily? She’s such a crispy mom.
Crunchy mom 2: what’s a crispy mom?
Crunchy mom 1: she’s like us but normal because she doesn’t do all the crazy things we do.
Crunchy mom 2: what’s a crispy mom?
Crunchy mom 1: she’s like us but normal because she doesn’t do all the crazy things we do.
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Like how wet soft warm butter makes your toast soggy. Cold and clean cut (crispy butter) keeps your butter crispy
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