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Christ credit

Similar to high school credits, but a revised version under Betsy DeVoss after eliminating public schooling and making all eduaction privitized religious acadamies.
Timmy, you need to buckle down, you're short on your christ credits and are not going to graduate without improvement!
by Steffanzo February 21, 2017
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Carolina credit card

Is when you flip her upside down and swipe a cookie of your choice from the pinker to the stinker.
Miranda wanted a Carolina credit card yesterday evening, but I didn't have a Cookie
by Okamiiiiiii November 29, 2022
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unauthorised credit card swipe

when you get a random wedgie when your ginch rides up into your ass crack.
Jeeze, Tom, get your hand out of your pants! WTF is wrong with you?

Trying to reverse an unauthorised credit card swipe.
Ahh, ginch up your crack, eh? Okay, I had no idea. . .
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 21, 2022
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revolving credit

The "extra chance" or "new lease on life" that you get each time the revolver clicks harmlessly on an empty chamber when playing Russian roulette.
Revolving credit only works for so long, and then you eventually get hit by the door on your way through --- that really happened, y' know --- a revolving door actually "pancaked" and smashed someone between the shattered glass panels! You can look up "Freak Accident With Glass Revolving Door" on YouTube.
by QuacksO August 18, 2018
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Credit Hound

Someone who, like a fiend for drugs, craves credit for like a wild honey badger craves honey. Sneaky, conniving, and duplicitous one should do all they can do to avoid their credit thieving ways.
"Yo Mike W.. I saw this great movie I think you would like called 'Citizen Kane'. Want to watch it together " - Bob C.
"Nah Homie, I saw it back in 1939 way before it hit theaters. Told everyone it was going to be pretty tight too." Mike w.
"Mike you are 34 years old, it is 2019 and the movie came out in 1941. You are such a CREDIT HOUND!" Bob C.
"Tough cookies. Can't help it if I have great taste." Mike W.
by Big Gay Tony November 29, 2019
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Credit Card

A type of sexual foreplay that requires one person to rub the slit on the back of the other person's penis tip with their finger. Most of the time, it makes the penis erect faster than usual. If the person receiving the Credit Card is uncircumcised, the foreskin may pull itself under the tip, but it can be put back with your fingers if it's slippery enough under the foreskin.
"Yo dude, Sally just gave me the best Credit Card yesterday, it felt like I would splooge any moment!"
"How's your foreskin, brah?"
"Shaddap, Zach-"
by some dummass March 6, 2023
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Full credit

Hym "And I'm not taking full credit because you're not complicit. I'm taking full credit so Ohba Tsugumi doesn't have to take any. The people around me should have put a stop this before it even became what it is now."
by Hym Iam August 3, 2023
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