counterlean

you are in a car and the driver takes the bends with force so you lean into the bend to compensate the lean of the car making you stay upright

damn paul i had to counterlean through that bend ... slow down

by brillweb101 August 24, 2009

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Counter mounting

hitting on or trying to pick up a girl/boy that is at work ,especially behind a counter .

Mike goes to the bank and tries to Counter mounting the teller.

by strangepursuit December 14, 2010

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1) The random loaf of bread which is supposedly sitting on the kitchen counter according to your parent(s) but is, in fact, not.

2) The opposite of a loaf of bread- made of Anti-bread-matter. Non-existent loaf of bread.

3) Any position a cat may assume that is not in the shape of a loaf of bread or boxcar.

Daughter: "Mother, where's the bread?"
Mother: "There should be a loaf on the counter."
Daughter: "I see no Counterloaf."
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Brother: "Look at the kitten, he's counterloafing. It's like he tried to loaf, but fell over."

by Kinomora December 30, 2011

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Counter-Strike

The best Tactical Shooter FPS Series of all time. It has the perfect blend of skill, aim, twitch movements, patience, teamwork and strategy.

Glorious Gamer Guy #1: Do you play the best Tactical Shooter FPS?
Glorious Gamer Guy #2: You mean Counter-Strike? Yeah.

by clarissajohnson94 June 11, 2014

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counterproductive

having the opposite of the desired effect.

Person A posts on a forum on behalf of B, Person B posts a similar message on that forum so A removes their post, shortly after B removes their post.
When questioned B said 'I don't like talking to strangers!' - counterproductive

by safesploit May 19, 2015

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