volcano cough

When you take a huge rip, can't get the smoke out fast enough, and start choking while the smoke is still in your lungs. This burns like hell, hence the name.

I chalked my toob yellow, took a mondo snap, then volcano coughed my ass off, and proceeded to throw up.

by NattyGlass March 22, 2011

Day care kenel cough

Children picking up illness from other children.

Children picking up illnesses from other children and taking that cough or cold home to the parents. Honey, it seems like we have been constantly sick ever since we enrolled junior into day care. I know junior is sick today, but we both have to work, just send him in! And the vicious circle of "Day care kenel cough continues"!

by A Big Bad Boy October 16, 2011

COVID cough drop

When you give a blow job and cough the cum all over

Sally gave Jack a blow job and still had lasting affects from COVID when he came in her mouth she coughed and the cum went everywhere. Jack then called what she did COVID cough drop because her COVID cough made cum drop everywhere.

by Angeleyed89 March 26, 2023

Cum Cough

When one human ejaculates into another humans throat, but some of the human precum gets caught on the uvala, and the receiving human must cough to remove the blob of cum to continue giving oral pleasure.

Female 1: "Ash's pre-cum got caught on my uvala last night and i had to cough to dislodge it!"
Female 2: "OMG, Melissa, that is super gross don't tell me about your weekly cum coughs"

by Brillo! February 16, 2023

Wim cough

When you are smoking marijuana and over-oxygenate so you can hold your breath for a long time. Usually involving cold weather or ice bongs.

Load up the bong and start breathing so we can get a wim cough going.

by Allegorycorey October 31, 2023

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”

Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.

I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023