coochie protector

1) A southern term for the upper or top part of the inner thigh on a female that is larger or has more fat on it then the lower part of the inner thigh.

2) The thicker part of the upper inner thigh on a female that protects the private parts from being seen while wearing a skirt or dress.

saddlebags

Girl, I was checking Facebook while I was on the toilet and dropped my phone. If it wasn't for my coochie protectors my phone would have went right thru my legs and into the toilet.

saddlebags

by Puerto Rican Rose August 20, 2017

coochie gang

Coochie Gang is a group of people who punch each other’s Coochies

Wanna join the “coochie gang?”

by 6stiffy9 April 15, 2021

Coochie Crunchies

The crunchy stuff that forms in panties after a woman discharges in them and it dries up

Wendy I was doing your laundry and I noticed you had some Coochie Crunchies in your panties

by SavAvv January 9, 2022

Trash Coochie

A lame pussy you can receive from local horny retired sluts for free.

George got some trash coochie at the gas station.

by YoHomeBoiKiwi44 May 14, 2019

Pot Coochie

A female who smokes so much weed that their coochie smells like weed

Damn bro that bitch got pot coochie

by Markkkkkissssstar March 23, 2020

Beatbox coochie

When you pull out of your partner and the WAP start fartin'.

Him: *pulls out*
Her: *WAP starts farting*
Him: Damn, she got beatbox coochie

by 3inst3in January 14, 2021

coochie cruncher

a machine at the gym that works out your inner thighs. one rep on this machine requires you to insert your legs on the outside of two padded arms, then crunch them together. being able to max out the weight rack on the coochie cruncher shows true chadness.

“did you hear chris can max out on the coochie cruncher? the weight rack on that thing goes up to 350lbs.”

“yeah, that guy is a true chad.”

by kgbish June 13, 2021