Chopping the Straddle

When a female is in the spread eagle position and a male who has an erection jumps and karate chops the females vagina with his erect penis.

I can't piss right today man, because last night i sprained my dick chopping the straddle.

by StraddleWaddle November 16, 2011

chop a bone

Hanging out; booling; having a good time with your buddies

Also: "chop the bone"

You gotta come over tonight, Tony and Bryce are coming to my place and we're gonna chop a bone.

We were chopping the bone all weekend.

by cyber_meat September 21, 2023

Mad Chop

A truly ugly woman

Damn bruh, she mad chop

by IHerlz March 6, 2023

meow chops

Hitting another person with a claw shaped hands in a random fast manner,often used by girls in cat fights or in that instance fighting some one else.

Girl1:I totally own you with my meow chops
Girl2:Try it bitch

by nakedLarry August 31, 2010

Cock Chops

When you trim your pubic hair but leave a bush on both sides of your cock like mutton chops.

Hey man, I am totally shaving my junk into a nice set of cock chops.

by ChopperSicBawls November 19, 2009

Judo Chop

The act of taking your hand and making a chop motion on a persons shoulder near the neck area while saying in a loud manner, "Judo chop-HAI!"

1. Find a victim.
2. Creep up behind them.
3. Make sure palm/hand is flat and straight.
4 Raise your hand and chop the victim's shoulder, making sure it is close enough to the neck.
5. Say the phrase, "Judo Chop HAI!" While doing so.
6. Walk away.

by JudoJoo November 18, 2008

chop off

when taking a shit and the turd is too long or you have run out of shitting time you have to chop off

i was in the middle of taking a shit and the wife kept shouting on me it was nearly a foot long but i had to get up and chop off

by cred80 March 5, 2009