Dirtiest Catch

When you finger pop a girl’s asshole then fish hook her in the mouth with the same finger.

« Eh b’y I made dam girl my dirtiest catch «

by Doughboy January 4, 2018

fletch catch

Originating in the late 90’s. A protective mechanism utilizing the right elbow to catch a sneeze preventing the spread of illness. Used by the courteous.

Dayaum. I just stopped this whole subway from flu death with th Fletch Catch. Guy’s a genius.

by Aleeysun May 22, 2018

turkey catch

When a guy tries to turkey slap you but you catch it instead.

My boy friend tried to turkey slap me but i turkey catched it because of my fast reflexes.

by turkeymonster October 26, 2011

Catch the monkey

Becoming angry, delirious, or crazy due to dramatic overheating.

It's so hot out here I think I'm about to catch the monkey.

by Reggie D. November 16, 2019

Insta-catch

1. Instantly capturing something
Whether romantically (capture a heart, catch an eye, ) physically (a ball )

2. Easy catch

Relating also to Pokemon and Pokemon go!. To instantly catch a Pokemon with just throwing a single poke'ball. No fret no break from the pokeball.

Dude i just did a insta-catch with that wobnuffet!

by Theamazinggeek May 10, 2018

Catch all

A disease with a diagnostic criteria so vast that it consumes and absorbs all the other diseases. Short for “catch all diagnosis.”

Person 1: “Idk man, I was just sitting in class then my heart started beating real fast and I fainted.”
Person 2: “did you see a doctor?”
Person 1: “yeah they said it’s anxiety and that fainting was recently added to the symptoms in the DSM.”
Person 2: “whatever anxiety is a catch all anyway.”

(It was stage 5 cancer)

by Sacredfart March 12, 2023

catch and release

To catch and release is to go after a guy/girl until it becomes apparent that they want you, then, you just drop it, and move on.

"I'm so sick of him already... I think it's time to move on to my next victim."
"God, you're always doing that to guys...."
"Yeah man, it's all about the catch and release."

by Alive89 November 24, 2006