Wesselink's Law

The theory that when a maestro of any kind of musical activity says that it is the last time, it shall be repeated an undefined number of times.

Dude, he said we would be done three run throughs ago, I guess that's wesselink's law for you.

by Smashed Marx September 26, 2017

Jacob's Law

This is a fundamental law of manhood. Jacob's Law is that when referring to ones penis in a jokingly or flirtatious manner, you must portray it as smaller than it actually is. This means you never let a girl down once in the sack.

Originating from the Australian outback at Jacob's Creek hence the name

Matthew: I was chatting to this girl last night and ended up having sex
Ben: ah nice, did you use Jacob's Law?
Matthew: yeah for once a girl was fine with my average sized penis

by ciy June 14, 2020

Fido's Law

Dogs expand to fill the sofa available.

Mutt: Dude--I can't sit down. Your sofa's completely covered with dogs.

Jeff: Fido's Law, man.

by Two Hep Cats June 2, 2013

Smith's Law

Should a tool fall from your hand while being used, it will come to rest in the least accessable spot every time.

Mechanic 1: Damn! I just dropped my wrench behind the engine.

Mechanic 2: Sounds like Smith's Law to me.

by PowerTryp December 30, 2010

unspoken law

a social rule, which everyone knows they should abide by, but some people always break it, that's why its there. Stuff that is not illegal, but is still frowned upon for doing.

Not master bating on a plane is an unspoken law
Same with Cheating on wife of gf

by -Omz- November 4, 2013

Law of Gravity

(G * m1 * m2) / (d2)

Hey, did you just break The Law of Gravity? That's illegal you know

by Erufailon February 5, 2010

Law of Lamont

Every W taken shall be almost immediately followed by an equal L. Otherwise it shall be followed by smaller L's or a single larger L.

Eric started to lift weights to get into shape and broke his finger days later playing football. This is the Law of Lamont

by Lamonting July 28, 2022