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corn bumps

Bumps that are detected by the rectal tissue as they pass during a bowel movement created from eating copious amounts of corn. This is especially apparent when the anus is already inflammed from roids or itchy because of other dietary choices that were unwise.
I could feel all my corn bumps from all that corn salsa with my asshole as I took a nice greasy shit this morning.
by PixieGirl1973 March 11, 2019
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Bump Uglies

Bogan or redneck term for sex.

Bumping Uglies is the term for doing it right now.
Wanna go and Bump Uglies?

I can hear the neighbours Bumping Uglies.
by Chookie D Bomb July 4, 2021
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Bumps Lips

Lips that are so big, so round, so juicy, and so irresistible. Adjective. Typically used to describe someone you like.

Its what you get when you cross an African and teenagers.
Your boyfriend has bumps lips.

You bumps lips are so juicy.
by YeaLostInTheMomentBitxes September 24, 2011
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beetle bumps

The act of recieving many extra lives on the original Super Mario Bros. for Nintendo. At the end of world 8-1 you bounce on the beetle coming dowm the stairs leading to the castle thus increasing your extra lives.
The same as turtle tips except much harder to do.
Tim: Dude, don't forget to get your beetle bumps at the end of world 8-1 because you really suck at this game and need all the extra lives you can get.
Jeff: Oh yeah; thanks for reminding me.
by Copernicus P Einstein July 2, 2009
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Palm Bump

An advanced technique for publicly snorting cocaine without drawing attention. Cocaine is discreetly poured into the slightly cupped palm of choice and brought upwards across the face. Accurate palm position, fluidity of movement and well timed inhalation are necessary for proper execution. Onlookers will disregard the gesture due to perceptual blindness.

WARNING: This is an advanced technique due to the necessitated precision and high risk of smearing cocaine across the face.
Old Uncle Ronnie's party hardened white stache camouflages and stores the common aftermath of an arthritic palm bump.
by Granny_Cranny May 21, 2014
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jersey bump

A method of parallel parking in which the parker rams both the car in front and behind it, then settles in the middle.

Usually seen in the hood where little regard is given to one's hooptie.
Terry pulled into the spot and jersey bumped the shit out of the car in front of him, making the alarm go off.
by Brick City Baller February 19, 2007
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E Bump

(n.) Ecstasy
(v.) To take large amounts of ecstasy, chew straws, wear sunglasses
Example 1
Person 1: Monitor Your Friends Progress!
Person 2: LOOK! THEY'RE E-BUMPIN!

Example 2
Steve: Hey, man, tryna go E Bumpin tonight?!
Brad: Helll yahhhh brahhh, totally down for an E Bump! I have a whole pocket full of Wendy's straws!
by ApocalypseIX September 20, 2010
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