Mr. Bump

A character that goes through many instances of pain and suffering.

Mr. Bump is very clumsy.
One time, he accidentally shot himself in the foot.

by RadToons April 19, 2023

Bump buzzard

A human scavenger of illicit narcotics

"Hey, you guys are getting high without me, can I get a bump?"
"No. Get out of here, you BUMP BUZZARD. Buy your own. "

by The Oxbow May 5, 2018

Bump fist

A bump fist is where you fist bump upside down
bump fists are normally preformed by an idiot, generally called Aaron, who thinks that doing a bump fist is the normal way to fist bump.

Person 1: wow look at that idiot aaron doing a bump fist
Person 2: they are such an idiot bump fisting like that

by play dO August 7, 2019

Trump bumping

1. An incestuous act with patriotic overtones.

2. Sexually abusing a sex worker, and covering it up with hush money.

- Greg was trump bumping his cousin the whole time they were up there "storming the capital" on January 6th, 2022.

- Many royals of the past engaged in Trump bumping in an effort to preserve their royal bloodlines (for the good of the nation, of course.)

by Flabbertyflibbit March 1, 2023

Bumped junk

When two people of the opposite sex accidentally bump into each other in a sexual type of way.

" hey James, I just bumped junk with Ashley last period to try to flirt with her, I think it worked."

" Ya right, you wished it would."

by Ridindawaves7 July 15, 2009

jersey bump

A method of parallel parking in which the parker rams both the car in front and behind it, then settles in the middle.

Usually seen in the hood where little regard is given to one's hooptie.

Terry pulled into the spot and jersey bumped the shit out of the car in front of him, making the alarm go off.

by Brick City Baller February 19, 2007

E Bump

(n.) Ecstasy
(v.) To take large amounts of ecstasy, chew straws, wear sunglasses

Example 1
Person 1: Monitor Your Friends Progress!
Person 2: LOOK! THEY'RE E-BUMPIN!

Example 2
Steve: Hey, man, tryna go E Bumpin tonight?!
Brad: Helll yahhhh brahhh, totally down for an E Bump! I have a whole pocket full of Wendy's straws!

by ApocalypseIX September 20, 2010