Brown disaster 

The act of someone leaving a massive crap and a large amount of wet toilet paper in the komode and it clogs it. This happens frequently on college campuses, rest stops, restaurants, and dormitories, where janitors usually have to clean it up.

I had to go to the bathroom on the 2nd floor of my dorm hall, and I opened the stall door to find a brown disaster! It was gross.

Brown disaster by The Kentucky Yankee December 28, 2005

brown pipe 

the anal passage of a man or a woman.

i took john up the brown pipe.

brown pipe by Daniel anthony maclean August 14, 2006

Brown Snapper 

After making sweet Anal love to a woman , the man proceeds to remove the condom and shoot it like a rubber band onto the woman's chest.

when we were done, I gave her a brown snapper that was quite a mess!

Brown Snapper by AJ1 January 7, 2008

Brown Clown 

A jack in the box toy filled with liqueous feces left on the porch of someone who "has it coming". Delivered "ring and run" style.

The flaming turd in a bag is so "played". I say we give her a brown clown.

Brown Clown by Brown Bozo December 10, 2010

Brown Kiss

spreding you ass cheeks then puing you ass hole on some one. Leaveing a mark on some one like when some one kisses you with lip stick on. But intead of lip stick its shit stick.

Fuck man !!!! I smell like shit. That girl coved me in brown kiss. Fuck bitches!

booty kisses kiss shit ass

Brown Kiss by brandi girl-pervv November 27, 2009

Brown Mackie 

Taking a shit

I need to go for a huge brown mackie

Brown Mackie by Big Brad April 2, 2011

brown star 

Also referred to as the anus. Often characterized by 'striations' that are in a star pattern.

Wow, that girl has some nice striations on her brown star.

brown star by Landon Howe January 15, 2005