(n): The collective term for a group of Douchbags/douchbros. Originates from the idea that, in every group of douchy guys, one of them is inevitably named “Brett.”
by Dhsjjdkjaksbakdbjaban November 22, 2021

the victim of getting universally fucked in every possible scenario ever by a faceless entity with no weaknesses and every strength and not realizing youre fucked until youre food.
the act of paying taxes as dictated by your government
the act of paying taxes as dictated by your government
don't get bretted by the CRA bud
watch this lion pulling a brett on that squirrell
theres always a bigger shark waiting to turn you into brett
watch this lion pulling a brett on that squirrell
theres always a bigger shark waiting to turn you into brett
by ShadowThrone 420 & Janath June 22, 2025

Brett a creature with many capabilities.Knowledge of thing beyond what many people may believe.Shall become crazed with the of a specific type of rodent call a rat.Has a love for a type of dog breed called a pug.
by Pugito owner November 20, 2023

by LLPOP January 10, 2023

by anonymous April 28, 2025
