Breast Cheese 

An accumulation of dead skin, lint, dirt, that builds up to a white fungi that thrives under large sagging breast of woman that does not clean herself properly.

Don't eat the breast cheese it's nasty.

Breast Cheese by Breastman ATL October 17, 2008

breast mitzvah 

a solemn ceremony held in the synagogue, usually on Saturday morning, to officially state that a girl's chest has reached sufficient size to graduate from the term "tatertots" to the noun "breasts"

shit, i could live at the breast mitzvah

breast mitzvah by Deano Bambino October 6, 2006

breasticles 

man boobs

man, do you see that guys breasticles? theyre bigger than dolly partons!!!

breasticles by imonaboat1126 April 1, 2010

Breast-Case Scenario 

1. A situation in which breasts may present themselves, leading to a night that cannot be improved (breast-wise).

2. A set of breasts that cannot be improved (surgery or otherwise).

Jeremy: How did that hott, tasty piece turn out last night?
Robb: We went back to my place; it was a total breast-case scenario.

Corlin: Did you see that babe walk by just now?
Robb: I know: total breast-case scenario!

Breast-Case Scenario by Robb the Knob 937 February 4, 2010

Breast Lift

When a bra is newly laundered and has that lifting tight suction power and makes your boobs look their best.

Today i have such great Breast Lift cuz i just did the laundry!

Breast Lift by Sex kitten1234567891 July 20, 2009

Breasticals 

At Woman: Small boobs.
At Man: Huge testicals.

Dude your girlfriend has breasticals!
Omg, my boyfriend has f*cking breasticals.

Breasticals by PizzaEatPizza November 3, 2009

breast onplants 

fake titties that you wear on or over your real titties so that your little titties look bigger.

Man your titties look bigger! I know you can't afford no breast implants, so those must be breast onplants!

breast onplants by tonyfamous October 4, 2010