Braeden

A fucking retard who fails all of the easiest classes the school offers, is a dumb jock, except for the fact that he is retarded and got kicked off the team for shitty grades. The only language he understands is football, and nobody likes him, but he still thinks he is the shit. He thinks he is the smartest person in the school and actually has a future for something besides a football coach. One in a while Braeden can be seen in class with his hands down his pants, probably jacking off to another dumb jock.

"See that Braeden over there"
"yeah I fucking hate that stupid retard"

by 6head February 26, 2020

Braedan

Braedan is a dick and is a 𝒉𝒐𝒆 and calls girls names bc he’s hurt and lies to get attention.

Ex gf: braedan are we breaking up?
Braedan : yes you fucking thot

by Back at it March 16, 2020

Brædær

En brædær er venner som kan kline å kysse men vi e bare venner shamener

Halla brædær skal vi kline
-ja seff

by Olav snus April 16, 2020

Braeden

A common mispronunciation of Brenden, this kid probably hasn’t hit puberty yet

Braeden, don’t you mean “Brenden”?

by Brenden Feel May 11, 2020

braedon

Has a massive horse cock, and awesome loving a fun guy. Did I finish he has a giant wang? Like massive! Holy shit.

Braedon is the coolest person alive and Taylor is so lucky to call him hers.

by BraedonHans September 6, 2020

Braeden

A person who is both mad and balding

"that guy is totally Braeden"
"yeah his hairline is running for the trenches and he's always angry"

by Idkm8thisisathrowawayforajoke September 13, 2020

braedanh

A very sexy person

Braedanh is looking peng today

by Braedan1234 October 3, 2020