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no whiffs, brands, or butts

Humorous parody-phrase to mean "no puffin', please!"
Alternative phrases for da "no whiffs, brands, or butts" saying could be either, "no sniffs i.e., what nasally-offended people would frowningly do when they "whiff" the offensive/irritating smell of a cigarette's being puffed, blands instead of "brands" --- as in Marlboros or Winstons --- this word would refer to "lights", as in, non-full-flavor cancer-sticks, or butts", or "no odifs i.e., actions that are odiferous, wands i.e., long tubular objects, or butts".
by QuacksO November 27, 2021
mugGet the no whiffs, brands, or buttsmug.

Store brand

The superior brand choice for the enlightened masses. These enlightened individuals realize that name brands and store brands are literally one and the same. The only difference is that you're paying more for the label on the can, and only suckers and conformists fall for that. Organic brands, however, trump both store and name brands. Mainly self-actualized people buy organic brands.

In summary:
organic/healthy brands > store brands > name brands
Some dude: *buys name-brand chips*
Me, an enlightened cashier: Hey, you know you can save $2 by buying the store brand alternative, right?
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 28, 2022
mugGet the Store brandmug.

Brande

One who will give you her last penny, the shirt off her back, and a smile. She loves big and is loved by her girl.
Brande is a giver not a taker.
by anonymous July 17, 2023
mugGet the Brandemug.

I’m A Brand

when someone completely loses their sense of humour because it doesn’t fit in with their personal brand
“I’m a brand and my YouTube channel “Andrew On Glue” could be completely destroyed if that joke is associated with my brand”
by seanalfred January 31, 2021
mugGet the I’m A Brandmug.

Russell branding

When a celebrity or somewhat relevant figure -usually right-leaning - suddenly starts to promote Christian teachings after having shown no interest, or even disdain, towards religion in the past.

This is usually done as some form of preparation for damage control when expecting some kind of sexual assault/abuse allegation or lawsuit to be incoming.
"You heard Joe Rogan has been seen going to church lately?"
"Uh-oh, he must be russell branding"
by hp lolcraft May 31, 2025
mugGet the Russell brandingmug.

Branded Man Store

He is a synonym of handsome, once you know them they will let you fall in love even harder day by day for every clothes they sell. They are #1 Multibrand store in Plimbing city, and soon will conquer the +62 people.
Branded man store only sell authentic clothes. Dont come along while wearing your KW1, Grade Ori, or Fake stuffs! They burn'em all.
by Gongjinpeople November 22, 2021
mugGet the Branded Man Storemug.

Kroger Brand

When someone or thing impersonates another but is clearly not the same thing.
Wow look Kroger Brand Lil yatchy with his red dreads.
by Danhop123 March 22, 2017
mugGet the Kroger Brandmug.

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