A male version of a Karen.
Only ever wants to talk about home values & high end SUV’s.
Has to have the last word.
Acts like he’s best friends with every maître d or cafe owner.
Parks in No Standing Zones
Does F45. Plays golf.
Thinks he’s an urban legend when everyone one thinks he’s a dick.
45 years old & flirts with school girls.
Only ever wants to talk about home values & high end SUV’s.
Has to have the last word.
Acts like he’s best friends with every maître d or cafe owner.
Parks in No Standing Zones
Does F45. Plays golf.
Thinks he’s an urban legend when everyone one thinks he’s a dick.
45 years old & flirts with school girls.
OMG can you see where that guy parked his Q7? Yeah, he’s such a fucking Brad.
My daughter thinks that Brad is such a creep, he’s always offering her a lift from Supabarn
My daughter thinks that Brad is such a creep, he’s always offering her a lift from Supabarn
by pazzy June 16, 2020

(Verb) to seemingly ignore someone talking to you, it mostly happens on accident but only happens on people not named brad, if it happens on someone named brad, it wasn't an accident
by Exhaustpipefucker June 30, 2021

the most perfect boy in the world. brad's are usually extremely nice, caring, and loveable if they care about you. oh, how to make them care about you? just be nice. listen to them, care for them, compliment them. it's that easy!
brad's usually like video games, and music. they secretly have a talent for singing or rapping. they're quiet and reserved, and barely have any friends. if you're a brad's friend, then you're extremely special.
if you know a brad, keep them. they're special
we LOVE brad's
brad's usually like video games, and music. they secretly have a talent for singing or rapping. they're quiet and reserved, and barely have any friends. if you're a brad's friend, then you're extremely special.
if you know a brad, keep them. they're special
we LOVE brad's
by ilovecatsandhim<3 November 23, 2021

by Annoying psycho bitch August 24, 2018

Frontman of Crash Test Dummies. He's known for his incredible voice, covering the low-baritone range. His long hair from the 90s is super iconic. You might know him from their song "Mmm mmm mmm mmm" or their cover "Androgynous".
person 1: "who's that guy with long hair and super bass voice?"
person 2: "that's Brad Roberts! isn't he cool?"
person 1: "omg yes he is!!!"
person 2: "that's Brad Roberts! isn't he cool?"
person 1: "omg yes he is!!!"
by harrocknroll April 24, 2022

Master of the universe Emperor of the United States and protector of Mexico.. also known as Machetti , Most likely no taller than 5 foot 5 inches. In most folks best self interests that they not to be fucked with..for the most part they <~•(bradcasini)•~> are in fact Loyal true caring short Dick little fuckers that everybody loves but nobody really can look up to.. That's a fact Very small penis But that seems to have no effect women will fuckit .. everybody loves it..
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That brad casini is about as queer as a metric Crescent wrench..
When I think of brad casini it makes me want to eat a shit sandwich and commit suicide with an ax
When I think of brad casini it makes me want to eat a shit sandwich and commit suicide with an ax
by Whack*brack~it March 2, 2022
