Junk Bonding

Actively pursuing making friends with the wrong people for alternative gain or for self sabotage.

Example one:

Mike: Why are you talking to that guy?
John: Oh I'm junk bonding so that I can get us those football tickets.

Example two:

Howard: I have never understood why you talk to that woman.
Pete: I'm junk bonding with her cause I'm in a dark place and I need to see this through.

by Wholeeyo October 26, 2022

Jill Bond

Jill Bond- A beautiful person inside and out. Weird, hilarious, smart and everyone wants to be around her. Best mother in so many ways. (Anybody that has a Jill Bond in their life is super lucky) - Warrior! Trooper! and so admirable :) 😘

Jill Bond - Wife, Mother, sister and best friend

by KelEve July 19, 2023

rodney bond

a gay guy, selfish, stupid and rude AKA a jerk

dont be a rodney bond

by striker xd March 2, 2011

Bonde

A special division of swag. This person often wear things like tracksuits and clownshoes. He also likes to fuck very ugly girls, and brag about it.

Man, u are such a bonde/Fuck arm

by Bodybuilder12341 January 10, 2018

Pair Bonding

Oh wow! A porn girl is invoking pair bonding!? Holy shit the red-pill is kicking in!

Hym "So... Watching porn affects a man's ability to pair bond... But banging a bunch of fat-cocks... Doesn't have an effect on pair bonding? What!? SO... She won't date a porn guy. She's too good to date a porn guy... Why? Probably pre-selection. If you have to watch porn, women probably aren't throwing themselves at you, if women aren't throwing themselves at you then you probably don't have a fat cock, and (in the words of Kevin Samuels) if you don't have a fat cock what reason does she have to sleep with you? Other then supplementary income (obviously). Hilarious! She hit the red pill guys with the uno reverse!"

by Hym Iam February 23, 2024

James Bond

Having sex with a person that was single, a boyfriend/girlfriend, someone engaged, and some married.

All different people, you cannot be in the relationship.

James pulled off his James Bond last night. Finally got a married chick.

by Lil Dick Game June 11, 2018

Abood Mira bond

That’s stronger than any relationship could be cuz relationships they come n go but this is going to last forever n it’s the most beautiful thing in this world this bond between us is unbreakable:)

This Abood Mira bond is amazing

by Noone 05 September 22, 2022