Cock Blocker

A man who prevents another man from having sexual intercourse with a woman

Daragh Burns, famous Irish actuarist was notorious for being a cock blocker

by Dwight_showman April 4, 2009

Rock Blocked

When you're really jamming out and someone like your parents or a teacher shuts it off unexpecctedly.

"Dude, my parents totally rock blocked me last night while I was listening to Lynrd Skynrd."

by diceccon August 3, 2009

Blocked Guang Shinji

a term used by cool people to indicate some fucktard blocked in MSN messenger.

AcMonG (>TrsT<) : Blocked
GMG (>TrsT<) : Guang
Ghos.R (>TrsT<) : Shinji

Viper (>TrsT<) : OWNED!

by Cool Person August 5, 2003

blocker

A female who looks attractive when she is viewed a block away, but, when she is viewed again closely, does not.

So the other day, I thought I saw my true love when I saw this hot chick crossing the street, but when she passed me by, she was only a blocker.

Courtney Love is a blocker.

by user001 October 20, 2004

blocked the field goal

When a girl that has a huge gap in her front two teeth (field goal) goes down on you and when you cum, you shoot your load right between her teeth.

When she was giving me head, i blocked the field goal.

by Dustin Holland October 23, 2005

hater blockers

Pseudonym for a pair of large-lensed wrap-around sunglasses, esp. when worn at night or at a club.

Jermaine: "Oh snap! You see those cracker-ass, snaggle-toof, stank breff wangstas givin' you the crook-eye?"
Antowaine: "Jermaine, did I forget my hater blockers in the wip?"
Jermaine: "Hells no, pimp... u got 'em on."
Antowaine: "Then you know I can't see those hatin' dollar-store punks over there."
Jermaine: "Should we give 'em the shiv anyway?"
Antowaine: "Let's do this shit."

by Dr. Titty Jiggle September 7, 2008

black cock blocked

Where a white guy has no chance with a white girl because she knows black men are bigger and better

Washington - "hey look man that fool just got black cock blocked by that fine ass white gyrl"

by hephaestus June 25, 2010