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Desert Blossom

A sadist & masochist activity in which a cactus is used to brutally fuck one in the anus or vagina thus causing extreme pain, but in their case also, extreme pleasure.

Note: this is extremely dangerous and causes irreparable damage
Boy, ever since i got that desert blossom taking a shit has been more painful than ever!
by Papa Thornberry January 16, 2010
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blossom

When a gay man has recieved anal fisting so frequently that his balloon knot no longer puckers in, but blossoms out like Mt. St. Helen's.
"Percy and his fudge-packin' pals like to compare their blossoms after a long night of two-fisted fun to see whose is the plumpest."
by Slap-nut December 14, 2008
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blessing

Being recognized from a possibly disadvantageous attribute, in a positive way that inserts a part of you into a part of something greater that gives you a sense of purpose, whether in a community of people or celestial bodies
Listening to my name being dropped in a sonorous way blesses me, not just in a holy fashion, but in one that totally assures a part of my path, even if life is just scripted to make me feel good. Listening to local comedy podcasts really is a blessing.
- some bullshit thing one's mom would write on Facebook, if she made a Facebook for one's identity only, not necessarily one's character - something that hasn't happened, another blessing, just like learning words!
by @kphisch February 26, 2013
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god bless america

The most retarded phrase ever spoken...
redneck/hick/republican/KKK fan: "God bless America Lets go Kill some Gays,Blacks and Jews!
someone who actually thinks straight: ok why is it that you seem to think that god would actually want you to kill Gays Blacks and Jews infact why would you think that god would want you to kill anyone.
by Zach Goldman December 25, 2007
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Bless

To send, to another person, a picture related to sexual content; such as: A nude or Booty Pic
"Bro, Sara blessed me last night"- Man 1
"I am about to bless his Snapchat"- Female1
by LORDofARCHMONT June 14, 2016
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Blasso

Can replace any noun.
Originated from Ireland when somebody was talking about Blessington.
"Yo bro, can I get a BLASSO off ya?"
or
"Look at that guy over there he got a few BLASSOS!"
by Ya boy BRENT December 29, 2008
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Blessee

A new term used by gold diggers to distract people from seeing them for what they really are.
Jez: Khanyi, why don't you get a job and make your own money instead of being indickpendent?

Khanyi: I can't get a job because I always have to be available when my blesser wants me. That's what makes me a good blessee.

Jez: No, Khanyi, you'renot a blessee. You're just a gold digger.
by Jez86 May 12, 2016
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