A sadist & masochist activity in which a cactus is used to brutally fuck one in the anus or vagina thus causing extreme pain, but in their case also, extreme pleasure.
Note: this is extremely dangerous and causes irreparable damage
Note: this is extremely dangerous and causes irreparable damage
by Papa Thornberry January 16, 2010
Get the Desert Blossom mug.When a gay man has recieved anal fisting so frequently that his balloon knot no longer puckers in, but blossoms out like Mt. St. Helen's.
"Percy and his fudge-packin' pals like to compare their blossoms after a long night of two-fisted fun to see whose is the plumpest."
by Slap-nut December 14, 2008
Get the blossom mug.Being recognized from a possibly disadvantageous attribute, in a positive way that inserts a part of you into a part of something greater that gives you a sense of purpose, whether in a community of people or celestial bodies
Listening to my name being dropped in a sonorous way blesses me, not just in a holy fashion, but in one that totally assures a part of my path, even if life is just scripted to make me feel good. Listening to local comedy podcasts really is a blessing.
- some bullshit thing one's mom would write on Facebook, if she made a Facebook for one's identity only, not necessarily one's character - something that hasn't happened, another blessing, just like learning words!
- some bullshit thing one's mom would write on Facebook, if she made a Facebook for one's identity only, not necessarily one's character - something that hasn't happened, another blessing, just like learning words!
by @kphisch February 26, 2013
Get the blessing mug.redneck/hick/republican/KKK fan: "God bless America Lets go Kill some Gays,Blacks and Jews!
someone who actually thinks straight: ok why is it that you seem to think that god would actually want you to kill Gays Blacks and Jews infact why would you think that god would want you to kill anyone.
someone who actually thinks straight: ok why is it that you seem to think that god would actually want you to kill Gays Blacks and Jews infact why would you think that god would want you to kill anyone.
by Zach Goldman December 25, 2007
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Get the Bless mug.by Ya boy BRENT December 29, 2008
Get the Blasso mug.Jez: Khanyi, why don't you get a job and make your own money instead of being indickpendent?
Khanyi: I can't get a job because I always have to be available when my blesser wants me. That's what makes me a good blessee.
Jez: No, Khanyi, you'renot a blessee. You're just a gold digger.
Khanyi: I can't get a job because I always have to be available when my blesser wants me. That's what makes me a good blessee.
Jez: No, Khanyi, you'renot a blessee. You're just a gold digger.
by Jez86 May 12, 2016
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