A SoCal (Southern California) Asster Blaster is a response to be used when buying strange combinations of items at a grocery or convenience store (I.E. A cucumber, cat food, and antifreeze)
by The Flying Mastadon January 13, 2018
Get the SoCal Asster Blastermug. A very small gun a girl can carry in her purse for self defense or if Starbucks runs out of pumpkin spice lattes
by anonymous August 17, 2021
Get the hoe blastermug. when you go to tim hortons and order a extra large black coffee, pour the hot coffe into your girlfreinds vagina then fill the empty cup with moose shit and freeze it, then shove the Canadian finger blaster filled with frozen moose shit up your girfreinds asshole
by aheadbyacentury October 25, 2018
Get the Canadian finger blastermug. The act inserting a sand blaster gun into your penis and turning it on until it is full of sand and then placing your penis in her fart box and blowing a load of sand in her
by 69chipmunks September 10, 2020
Get the Kentucky sand blastermug. A shitty gel blaster company that a little white kid tried to make, he though he was gonna become Jeff Bezos but his company didn't get any sales so he ended up throwing those shitty guns in the bin which he bought for over $1000.
by Step Dorren June 11, 2020
Get the Beef blastersmug. by Svendpai March 3, 2017
Get the finger master blastermug. 