Batty Points

A system used as a marker for how irritating, smug, feminine or stupid someone is. Like man points, batty points can only be accumulated.

They can also only be handed out by someone who has a significant proportion less Batty points than they have whilst also having a significant proporsion more Man Points.

Although not classed in some countries as a real qualification, most people will take your 'Batty Count' into consideration whether deciding whether or not you would be a good friend/mating partner.

Ways to earn batty points:

1 Ditching friends to hang round with women.
2 Feeling unjustly smug.
3 Repetition of bad jokes/unfunny catchphrases.
4 Not wanting to do something manly
5 Making a big fuss over minor injuries
6 Whining & Crying
7 Caring too much about your appearance.8 Making trivial mistakes which affect you/your friends situation.
9 Lying about how many Batty/Man points you have.
10 Trying to hand out Batty/Man points without correct Man Point quota.

Traditionally an individuals' Batty Count is recorded in the local 'Batty Tome' (working in conjuction with the Tome of Man) although more recently councils have been testing out online prototypes with varying sucess.

Person 1: Lol it's funny touching other boys legs!
Person 2: You just earned yourself some batty points

Person 1: You Said It!
Person 2: Five batty points.

Derek received ten batty points after it was found he had been hanging around with Ms.Steeple all day.

by Larsti April 1, 2008

Batty Haggis

A person who is from scotland and is gay.
Batty as in gay and Haggis is a scottish food, which is an animal's stomach filled with animal blood, kidney, liver etc...

Person 1 - Blah, blah.....
Person 2 - Shut up you Batty Haggis!.....

by Mimi* March 14, 2009

Bittchney

Fugly ass girls named Brittney or go by Brytt. Who are nothing but sloppy, insecure hoes who use myspace and/or other websites to feel superior. Also, are considered as lardass dikes who thrive for attention.

Bittchney, i already told you, you can't use neosporin for pubic lice.
Get back to your corner hooker before i tear a chubbie bitch apart!

by hxc stunna December 29, 2007

little betty

1) a four foot, six and three fourth inch size girl. she likes to skip, cheer and smoke a lot of mary-juana. sometimes she even paints a picture of an octopus on the wall.

2) the cutest cheerleader ever alive.

"woah, little betty, in her cheerleader outfit, reminds me of stoner barbie!"

"duuuuuude, little betty's fucking wasted!"

by ilovelittlebetty January 19, 2009

bitter betty

extreme bitterness given off by someone who has just lost a game of mario party

after losing all of his stars and the lead, Brent became a "bitter betty"

by John Vincent December 27, 2007

Betty Bojangles

A pair of testicles or nut sack.

"Why don't I pop an Alka-Seltzer in my mouth and gargle your Betty Bojangles"

by D. Bittick July 25, 2007

batty fish

used as a quick insult if you cant be bothered to think of one

shut up you batty fish

by officialhxm March 15, 2020