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Bottle bisexual

A "straight" guy or girl who ends up making out with/sleeping with someone of the same sex after too much booze. The next day invariably features a variation of "Man, I was so drunk, I didn't know what I was doing!"/"Hey, don't read too much into it - I was off my tits!" or just a complete denial of such an incident.
Probably a pun on or reference to the term bottle blonde. The term isn't exclusive to alcohol, and can apply to being high on weed or e.
Yeah, I went home with that bloke last night and the next morning he tried to explain it all away - typical bottle bisexual!
by Spluh-to-the-gee June 16, 2010
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The Bases

- 1st base= French kissing/ kissing with tongue
-2nd base= Feeling each other up. For a boy, their finger is put inside vagina,or just touching the breasts. For a girl, give the boy a handjob
-3rd base= licking each other. For a boy, licking the girls vagina. For a girl, they give him a blow job/ put her mouth on the penis
-4th base= Sex
I went to 2nd with my gf the other day, hope we get to The Bases some time
by Jillinia April 14, 2009
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The teen who cried bisexual

Teens who lie about their sexuality for attention, causing GENUINE bisexuals to not be taken seriously when coming out.

A direct pun on "the boy who cried wolf".
Mary: Mom, I have something to tell you....I'm bi.

Mom: Psst, oh please! All teens are "bi".

Mary: I'm serious mom....

Mom:Yeah yeah, now shut up I'm watching Oprah.

~The teen who cried bisexual is the reason her mom doesn't believe her.
by lalala45677 June 9, 2010
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bases

The stages of hooking up with someone.

1st: French Kissing
2nd: Getting Felt Up,Hand Jobs, etc.
3rd: Oral Sex, Fingering, etc.
Home: Sex
"Like OMG, Casey tried to get to third base with me, but i decided to let him go all the way home!"
by Jenn April 25, 2005
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The Bases

The four bases of a relationship.

1- french, or kiss.
2- feel, or boobedge
3- finger, or Playing the G-string
4- Fuck, that pretty much sums it up don't you think?
the bases!
guy A: Dude I totally scored 4th base last night!
guy B: lucky I cant even get to 2nd.
by Immewhoru? April 13, 2011
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bases

The generally used bases, as I've heard them in my region (SW PA):

1st Base - Frenching
2nd Base - Feeling and/or Hand Jobs and/or Fingering
3rd Base - Oral and/or Anal sex
Home run - Sex

Another version I've heard is the four Fs described in another definition, and also a kind of silly one that had sex at third, 2nd at anything other than sex, 1st at kissing, and home run as getting married.
Last night when my boyfriend was "up" to bat, we rounded _all_ the bases.
by JZ June 16, 2004
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A type of "bisexuallity" in which you can happily date both genders but can only have sex/sexual touching (not involving kissing) with the same gender. Although you can have sexual thoughts about you would never have sex with them
Romantically Bisexual But Sexually Straight IS A REAL THING MOM
by PLOP2k16 August 4, 2016
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