a Christian person, usually a guy, who masturbates instead of having intercourse, because he's celibate.
Max: He's 23 and he's a virgin.
Tim: Well he did take that abstenance pledge.
Max: Damn, his rooms always locked too...probably just another bible-beater.
Tim: Well he did take that abstenance pledge.
Max: Damn, his rooms always locked too...probably just another bible-beater.
by MaximT June 27, 2007
John: hey you wanna go to the movies tomorrow
Julio: no, i already told Jake that i would have bible study with him at his house.
Julio: no, i already told Jake that i would have bible study with him at his house.
by bologna sjdkd June 14, 2008
A general slur for the Christian community who are exposed to the mind-controlling manner of preachers to rant how none of us are perfect, we're all sinners, and some goof died on the cross and he's somehow perfect, yet a human being.
Like niggers, bible huggers are an invasion of the rightful population of America. They use the belief that we'll all die and go to Heaven if we be good. They use that as an excuse not to be afraid of death. Bible huggers are laughably easy to spot in a crowd of normal people, and are worthy for every time they are singled out in public.
Another thing, these so-called Christians very seldom keep a lifestyle that is demanded by their little Bible book. They still judge people, make smart remarks, complain about they way things are, and argue with anyone who has different beliefs than them. Assuming there really is a Heaven, for every single person who makes it up there, there are far over a thousand who get sent to hell. It's hard as hell (pun intended) to truly live by the Bible. Do you have any idea how many gospel singers are burning in hell right now?
Like niggers, bible huggers are an invasion of the rightful population of America. They use the belief that we'll all die and go to Heaven if we be good. They use that as an excuse not to be afraid of death. Bible huggers are laughably easy to spot in a crowd of normal people, and are worthy for every time they are singled out in public.
Another thing, these so-called Christians very seldom keep a lifestyle that is demanded by their little Bible book. They still judge people, make smart remarks, complain about they way things are, and argue with anyone who has different beliefs than them. Assuming there really is a Heaven, for every single person who makes it up there, there are far over a thousand who get sent to hell. It's hard as hell (pun intended) to truly live by the Bible. Do you have any idea how many gospel singers are burning in hell right now?
"Mike is such a Bible Hugger. He seems like he's always happy for no reason. It's starting to freak me out."
"Schools in Adams county are cracking on the Bible Hugger problem. The Ten Commandments have been removed from the lawn of the High School, and expression of religion is now against the rules of the handbook. One job done. Now they just have to get rid of the preps, then the fags."
"Schools in Adams county are cracking on the Bible Hugger problem. The Ten Commandments have been removed from the lawn of the High School, and expression of religion is now against the rules of the handbook. One job done. Now they just have to get rid of the preps, then the fags."
by hekifier March 29, 2009
Everything they wouldn't put in Twilight, it contains: anti-running and running, anti-drama, pick me ups suck as socialism and such.
On Star Trek they have a Twilight Bible.
I didn't see that at the convention.
Because only future dieties has books that good.
I didn't see that at the convention.
Because only future dieties has books that good.
by ftlqed January 19, 2011
A bible thumper is someone that believes in God, someone that reads the bible, someone that quotes the bible, someone that turns to the bible for guidance
by celticagent October 08, 2009
An event that some pagan groups ect. and people in the porn scene movement ect. have ever so often in order to protest fundamentalism ect.
by Deep blue 2012 August 21, 2010
Someone who loves God and tells everyone about his presence based on the bible and the greatness of him in a very positive light.
by therealdeal007 March 07, 2015