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Bachelorized

Bachelorizd: A guy who has recently been divorced or separated, having to fend for himself without the help of his wife or partner.
Joe uses the microwave to cook everything now that he is bachelorized.

Since Bill is bachelorized and doesn't know how to do laundry, he wears his underwear inside when he runs out.

John had to hire a maid to find the vacuum cleaner after becoming bachelorized.
by Beatlistic October 1, 2009
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J.S. Bach

a term for anal sex.
Want to have sex? Are you into J.S. Bach?
by bardlehel August 24, 2008
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bach

a very unattractive female; a way to pretend to throw up
"Look at that bach over there."

or

(Ugly girl walks by)
"BACH!!!"
by Kevon T March 29, 2009
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biachy

make biachy comments or gossip
by Santa Barbarian January 25, 2016
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bachelor success

the involvement of a dead hooker during or at the end of a party.
steve: hey man you hear about johns bachelor success?

Mark: wow man, we probably shouldnt talk about that in public.

steve: oooohh. right.
by Rattle Snake Jake June 22, 2010
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Bachlohm shaft

a mans penis in the morning/ bachlohm shaft
the bachlohm shaft is to be put in the ziz wheel
by Proffesor bryan August 31, 2010
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bachenit

Verb-

To mix up your daily company when your significant other is either out of town, or gone for a long leave of absence.
I am bachenit tonight, do you want to go out with the guys?
by 002002craig April 2, 2011
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