Blump and Run

When you drop a load in her balloon knot and a load in her toilet before running out the door.

What are your feeling about blump and run?

by Reaper22 September 29, 2018

Blumpkin blocker

Blumpkin blocker: Fat belly that prevents the proper execution of a blumpkin.

Its a new year now. Time to get rid of this blumpkin blocker.

by Lostmykeysinthere January 2, 2019

Blumpkiss

Verb

A kiss given to someone who is sitting on the toilet.

I was almost done pooping but my girl had to leave for work so she just came in and gave me a blumpkiss goodbye.

by Landocommando69 December 19, 2020

Blumpkin Plus

It's like a regular Blumpkin (in which one is taking a shit while another person is giving them a blow job) except in the case of a Blumpkin Plus the person taking a shit is also vomiting onto the other person's head.

Bro, that chick was so nasty and probably down for a Blumpkin Plus had I been queasy enough.

by WIZARD_GOD_BRO_BABY August 5, 2021

Blumpkin Scoop

When you’re giving someone a blumpkin and you reach around and scoop up a little shit to lube the balls.

Hey Carol! We just had Mexican food so tonight would be the perfect night for a blumpkin scoop!

by Jizzalina89 January 18, 2023

Blump-kiss

When you are taking a shit and a woman starts giving you a blowjob, then as you’re shitting the water from the turd splashed up and hits her in the face while blowing you.

Oh my god my turd splashed a lot of water up while taking a shit and hit Tina in the face while she was giving me a blumpkin, she totally got blump-kissed

by USPFCMC March 8, 2023

Blump

Someone who can’t hang; passes out too early, quits the party to early

“Hey is so n so coming to the party tonight?” “Nah, he can’t hang, he’s a blump”

by Violetsrnotblue August 21, 2023