slap beater

when you can physically damage something so beat up, it can't lower it's value ... no matter how hard you slap it

it's a slap beater, don't bother

by JC919 September 13, 2022

beater burn

rub the skin raw on your dick from masterbation

i've whacked off so many times i have a serious beater burn

by ibweag December 2, 2010

Learner Beater

Any motor vehicle purchased for the purpose of being used by a learner driver to receive their probationary license.
They're usually an older second hand vehicles purchased for cheap.

Terry bought a little learner beater from this dodgy bloke in Frankston a few days ago

by Ether2001 May 5, 2023

Cat beater

Those demons that beat yo’ cat to the ground.

My boyfriend is the best cat beater around.

by lovelypanda610 April 9, 2024

White beater

A white beater refers to the tank top. Not the color of skin. It was thought that the guys who wear these white tank tops were the ones who beat their wives. White Beater is slang from Wife Beater,Not Wife Beater to White Beater!

EG:"He's wearing a White Wife Beater."

"Are you going to put something on? Or just wear that White Beater?"

by LookinSUSbutFLYatTHEsameTYME June 18, 2022

feet beater

A man that masterbates or beats his meat to foot fetish related materials/pornography.

I knew your boy was weird, but I didn’t know he was a feet beater.

by JMitchMD October 26, 2020

Toothpaste beater

A toothpaste beater is one who masturbates using toothpaste instead of just dry beating or lotion beating.
These people have the cleanest dicks around, as the toothpaste cleans all the smegma.

Guy 1: did you see how clean John's foreskin is? Guy 2: yeah, he's definitely a toothpaste beater.

by A certain short guy May 6, 2025