bag a muffin

When a female is so ugly that you have to put a bag over her head to have sex.
A vagina is often termed a muffin.

She is so ugly, I can't get with her without a bag. She's a bag a muffin!

Randy's new girlfriend's face is so messed up, she is a bag a muffin.

by cloudowner July 12, 2012

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Chav Bag

If you ever see one of these you'll know straight away as it will be accompanied by a top lad wearing his full adidas tracksuit with a bomber jacket. He'll either have Nike air max or huaraches. If they have all this gear then they will surely have there classic bag, otherwise known as a 'weed bag' or a 'chav pouch', they can only be adidas, Armani or the North face, anything else and they'll threaten to shank you. The chav bag can seems to have some sort of 'tardis' feature as it always seems like they can store mad stacks of weed, a shank some extra gear in small bag.

Oh yes Xander this morning I saw a few 'chavs' walk into the local JD's whilst I was at the pret, they came out and one of them said 'oi ye what clobber did u get??' He replied 'oi, not much just this new bag to store all my mad stacks of weed in', they then swiftly left shouting 'oi safe weeee' . Chav Bag Chav Bag

by OwenSmithTheLabourGuy July 29, 2016

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Frog in a Bag

The act of pelvic thrusting in your underwear to make your male genitalia flop from your belly button to your gooch area. The illusion is similar to the sight of a frog jumping around in a bag.

Tim: Hey Paul, come here you gotta see this.

Paul: Better not be a Frog in a Bag, I don't wanna see your sack flopping around anymore.

by PaulAsh69 November 7, 2012

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