bmw certified

Someone who has either drove a BMW for at least 6 months or 10,000 miles. As well as not crashed or damaged the vehicle within the last 6 months. This Indicates that they are certified to drive other BMW’s.

Don’t worry Jacob I am bmw certified. I can drive your BMW.

by KelrJr April 22, 2022

BMW

"Big Mexican woman"

I'm going to go pick up some big Mexican woman in my BMW

by Reminald April 8, 2021

bmw

Short for big meaty wallet. Often used to say that a girl is a gold digger looking for a sponsor.

ayo fam check that gurl out thristy for a bmw

by elegigle123 July 23, 2016

BMW

BMW means Black mans willy.

Last night I had fun riding a BMW.

by MadiiiG August 26, 2012

Park Your BMW

Park your B*tch, Moan and Whine

A response to someone complaining too much. "Oh just do it and park your BMW."

by Tessed1 March 17, 2025

BMW

body made wrong

I am sorry hunty but you have a BMW

by ardasanth April 21, 2018

BMW

B.M.W Means Big Mexican Women

look at that bmw

by Dcsofes March 16, 2016