Plop Anxiety 

The fear of someone hearing you poop, particularly in a public toilet

I held onto my shit until the coast was clear, my Plop Anxiety was real

Plop Anxiety by Tractorgasm April 10, 2024

Pooformance anxiety

When someone can’t take a #2 with people around or in a public bathroom.

I’d had serious pooformance anxiety at my boyfriends house. So I went home and sh*t my brains out at my house.

Pooformance anxiety by Earlshy! April 27, 2024

Social anxiety 

The mental equivalent of HIV, only because it leads to chronic loneliness, which is the mental equivalent of AIDS.

Around 12.1% of Americans have social anxiety. It might sound like a lot, or too little, but it implies 12 in 100 people have social anxiety, whilst the 88 can enjoy going on dates, losing their virginity and experiencing feelings of social highness.

Social anxiety by PseudonymsAreGay May 5, 2024

Block Anxiety 

Block Anxiety is a feel you get when you DM someone who you follow on social media and immediately expect to get blocked no matter how polite you act or how willing you are to leave them alone if they're not interested.

A fictionalized version of myself: "You know what? I'll get over my anxieties and worries,I'm gonna DM this person and tell them I like their stuff."
-Not even a minute later-
A fictionalized version of myself: "I have so much fucking Block Anxiety,did I make a mistake in doing this?! I know,while I'll wait for a response,I'll make an urban dictionary definition for anyone who can relate."
Based on a true story,directed by Hideo Kojima.

Block Anxiety by Lazthedictionist September 21, 2024

lice anxiety 

A fear of being near whites is called lice anxiety; it refers to an intense anxiety or fear when in proximity to whites, often causing individuals to avoid crowds or social situations with whites due to a fear of lice.

Keisha had lice anxiety when she was asked to go to the holiday party at work.

lice anxiety by IvyCruz November 25, 2024

window anxiety

The anxiety of uncovered windows at night (eg- being scared someone will be looking at you through the window if you look outside at night)

Oh yeah I have window anxiety, that’s why my window shades/blinds get closed before it turns dark

window anxiety by Zenny08 November 29, 2024

Rice Anxiety 

Anxiety caused by the fear that one has not ordered enough white rice in their Chinese food order.

"Debating whether to get three or four orders of rice with my two orders of Kung Pao chicken is giving me rice anxiety."

Rice Anxiety by Minty P December 24, 2024