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window anxiety

The anxiety of uncovered windows at night (eg- being scared someone will be looking at you through the window if you look outside at night)
Oh yeah I have window anxiety, that’s why my window shades/blinds get closed before it turns dark
window anxiety by Zenny08 November 29, 2024

Inspiration anxiety paralysis 

Inspiration anxiety paralysis (IAP): the phenomenon wherein one has so many ideas as to how to do and/or fix something to make one’s life and/or the lives of other better, safer, happier, and/or wealthier that one becomes unable to process, or enaction, the ideas.
God! Last night, at 3am, I was struck with a sudden case of Inspiration anxiety paralysis. I felt like I could do anything…except start doing it.

Plop Anxiety 

The fear of someone hearing you poop, particularly in a public toilet
I held onto my shit until the coast was clear, my Plop Anxiety was real
Plop Anxiety by Tractorgasm April 10, 2024

Pooformance anxiety

When someone can’t take a #2 with people around or in a public bathroom.
I’d had serious pooformance anxiety at my boyfriends house. So I went home and sh*t my brains out at my house.
Pooformance anxiety by Earlshy! April 27, 2024

Social anxiety 

The mental equivalent of HIV, only because it leads to chronic loneliness, which is the mental equivalent of AIDS.
Around 12.1% of Americans have social anxiety. It might sound like a lot, or too little, but it implies 12 in 100 people have social anxiety, whilst the 88 can enjoy going on dates, losing their virginity and experiencing feelings of social highness.

Rice Anxiety 

Anxiety caused by the fear that one has not ordered enough white rice in their Chinese food order.
"Debating whether to get three or four orders of rice with my two orders of Kung Pao chicken is giving me rice anxiety."
Rice Anxiety by Minty P December 24, 2024