Alyssa 

IF you ever find a girl named Alyssa she will probably be really crazy AND ANNOYING, but in the end she is nice and funny. She is very hopeless though. SHE LIKES any boy thats fat and is named Demonie. She has a strict mother and lives maybe in an apartment. She loves cheeries. Pancakes. DupA CHang, Pizza, and other stuff. AND HATES BROCOLI AND ANIMALS AND

Alyssa: IAM AWESOMMME
Some other person. okayyy...
Alyssa: SHA KAAAAAAA

Alyssa by Gertrude Anonymous November 7, 2018

Alyssa 

Alyssa is the ugliest girl that you will meet she is Stubborn And always wants her way she has no really friends and no one likes her she always starts drama even if people don’t know it she is the definition the worse girl and I feel bad to any boy that dates her

Daughter”can I go somewhere with my friends”mom” no today “ daughter “ please I dont want to end up like Alyssa”

Alyssa by _No Name_ January 26, 2019

alyssa 

a girl who is very headass and smells like fish and looks like a gerbil. she has very serious mental issues, and constantly confuses her boyfriend with her dad. she loves to kiss her cousins, and they love to kiss her back. she has a sweet spot for girls, and justin bieber doesn’t love her. she tries so hard for his attention but she’s a creep. she probably snorts coke with her grandma. she is obsessed with minecraft, she is going nowhere in her life because of her obsession with minecraft.

*weird person singing* : “i wake up in the morning i got minecraft on my mind”
person 2 : oh don’t worry that’s just that weird bitch alyssa

alyssa by my nigga jimmy June 12, 2019

Alyssa 

a dork. that’s pretty much it.

“hey it’s alyssa”
“the dork?”
“yeah”

Alyssa by totallyNotAlexdontLookno October 25, 2019

Alyssa 

A wonderful person to be around. She lives to gift people and joke about her depression. She is also a dumb bitch

Alyssa, you are amazing! Just stop being a dumb depressed bitch.

Alyssa by Avi1969 December 18, 2019

alyssa 

alyssa is the most ugliest bitch in the world if you see this alyssa ik you have a nipple boner of Alfie hehe

alyssa; did you see Alfie today
person; yh he looked like a nipple boner

alyssa by nippleboner69 November 28, 2019

Alyssa 

Butt chins have more ass than her. Most basic white girl you'll ever meet. Pointier nipples than her eyebrows. Tries to be a smart ass but is usually wrong. Gets her boots at a flea market. Racist affffff. Her dad calls Mexicans cheap. Marches for Starbucks.

"Dude my butt chin had more curves than Alyssa"

Alyssa by 69illuminati November 23, 2017