Albertito

An extremely fat kid that loves eating burritos. Albertitos normally wear tiny backpacks.

Hey, look, there's an Albertito squeezing through the door!

by lolipop63 April 30, 2009

Prince Albert

A Medusa on a penis. Most commonly on a chode to draw attention away from the fact that it's a freak of nature.

Girl: "Hey, wanna do it?"
Guy: "Sure. Let me take out my Prince Albert, first."
Girl: "Wtf, ew, is that a buttplug?"
Guy: "No, it's a Medusa on a penis!! Gosh, get with the program."
Girl: "Fine, you wanna be like that? No sexxy time tonight, betch!"

by Sam Chaves March 26, 2008

albert einstein phobia

A Fear Of Inventor/ Scientist (kinda) Albert Einstein.

Girl, IM TERRIFIED OF ALBERT EINSTEIN! I think I have Albert Einstein Phobia

by Urban Dictionary Word Girl December 2, 2013

alberta size

Alberta size is a term used to describle the quality of woman in the demographic of alberta, usually cities like medicine hat and lethbridge and hit hard with the obesity epidemic mostly 74% of theses citys are overrun with heffers

Hey man ! what happen with that tinder girl you were going to hook up with , bro im done with tinder ,all the girls turn out to be alberta size

by Mr right now November 2, 2017

albert screaming

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hey everyone! Check out this video! It's ALBERT SCREAMING(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

by emerald rogue October 17, 2019

Albert Einstein

A really smart guy who came up with the theory of relativity essential for time traveling to the future and won a physics Nobel Prize for discovering the photoelectric effect

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by laser_fox March 9, 2021

Albert Pull Hoes

This is the aka of a man that can be described as possessing chiseled good looks, a magnetic personality, and all the sexual benefits associated with these characteristics. This man is usually named after a beast such a lion, tiger, or BEAR Oh my!

Not only can this dude from the ville play ball, he's got swag to no end. No wonder the chicks we're calling him Albert Pull Hoes.

by Uncle Bear Man Sr. April 12, 2021