Alaskan Countertop

When a girl is face down on a countertop or bar in a full split while she is either anally penetrated or vaginally penetrated. It is usually an aggressive sex position, the guy grabbing both of the girl's love handles tightly while thrusting at a brisk and powerful pace. It is not counted as an Alaskan Countertop unless there is a recognizable slapping noise and a simultaneous moan from the girl being fucked on each thrust.

Guy 1: Damn, that waitress was totally asking for a slutfuck just then!
Guy 2: Yeah man, let's take her to the bar after hours and give her a good Alaskan Countertop.
Guy 1: Hell yes!

by theminkinator January 29, 2014

Alaskan Waterfall

When in a cold shower a man gets on his knees and eats the minge of the woman as the cold water runs down their bodies.

Yooo I had the most orgasmic Alaskan Waterfall last night!

by ozymandias711 August 6, 2016

Alaskan Dragon Rider

The Alaskan Fire Dragon, performed with the man riding a moose.

"Hey man, I gave my girl the Alaskan Fire Dragon last night."
"Man, you are bad at this. I gave my girl the Alaskan Dragon Rider last night."
"DAAAAAAAAAMN"

by BillCosby=Senpai October 5, 2016

alaskan log

The sexual act of freezing your feces and then using it as a dildo, on yourself or your loved one

Denis died because he alaskan logged himself too much

by Uncle5talin March 20, 2017

Alaskan Throat Punch

When you put your wiener in a bucket of ice, then you pull it out and shove it in a girl's throat

I gave my girl an Alaskan Throat Punch last night.

by shneed March 21, 2017

ALASKAN WATER PIPE

The act of pissing in a condom or ejaculating into a condom so many times you fill it up. Later then freezing it and ripping the condom so it can be used as a dildo.

Hey rick come help me fill the ALASKAN WATER PIPE up.

by Weird ideas proven September 5, 2019

Alaskan Shit Knocker

A very small man that walks around on all fours with a 20 inch strap on attached to his belt because he is insecure about his own penis size. He tends to run around searching for people shitting in public restrooms. When he finds his victims he jumps over the bathroom stall onto their feet to then catapults them across the restroom. He then digs into his volumptuous new meal. He usually let's out a screech to warn his victims he's coming. When he approaches the poor souls he takes the shit from the toilet bowl and forces them to eat it. He then gives his schlong a swirly wirly in the shit water. After that he continues to slap his victim across the face with his schlong and then runs out into public on all fours making grunting noises while vigorously shitting everywhere.

"Woah! Do you see Tom!? He's on all fours again. Better run before he gives you an Alaskan Shit Knocker."

by Weewee'sforbreakfast.com January 1, 2021