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JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

part 1 buff guys: British blokes use magic sunlight to kill vampire (not yet gay) that keeps surviving impossible situations

part 2 buff guys: Wacky 🇺🇸guy, 🇨🇮guy, and old lady use magic sunlight to kill ancient aztec macho-man vampires that wants a red rock

part 3 still buff: black guy, gay edgy teen, 🇯🇵guy, 🇫🇷guy, wacky 🇺🇸guy, and annoying dog travel za worldo to kill gay vampire from part 1 who survived an impossible situation. No magic sunlight, we have buff punchy ghosts invented by gay vampire now

part 4 less buff: 2 highschoolers (one gay), midget, manga artist, and no longer edgy guy that’s now a marine biologist kill the coolest serial killer with a hand fetish ever

part 5 no buff beyond this point: Blonde teenager the son of gay vampire, zipper guy, 🔫guy, 🖤guy, ✈️guy, crazy poison guy, cute girl (daughter of boss), and crippled 🇫🇷guy from part 3 (he will turn into a 🐢)kill 🏳️ ⚧️ boss of a mafia organization in 🇮🇹 because “say no to drugs.” Everyone’s gay in this part

part 6: Daughter of marine biologist, plankton from spongebob, ctrl c+ctrl v girl, ghost kid, weather guy, and non binary guy kill gay black priest that loved gay vampire guy. The priest is trying to pokemon evolve his punchy ghost

part 7: Cripple and wacky guy tries to win horse race across america but decided to compete with the US president in collecting the body parts of Jesus Christ instead. Spinning magic replace sunlight

part 8: dude really has 2 pairs of nutsacks bruh, wackiest shit ever
Man: I really love JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

Man 2: yeah… I can tell
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jojo bizarre adventure

the manga /anime made by Hirohiko Araki the vampare
jojo bizarre adventure :that man is a vampare the series is 8 parts and it split in anime to mange
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adventure moment

when someone leaves someone else on read, delivered, and or liked.
person 1: wahahah, i just witnessed an adventure moment happen right before my eyes
person 2: dude what happened lmfao
person 1: my friend left someone on liked and blocked 2 mins into the conversation
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adventure mode

When you put the strap on your crocs down for security in more active situations
I had to run so I put my crocs into adventure mode
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Adventure Tim

Sean's nickname.
"Hey have you met Sean before?"

"You mean Adventure Tim?"

"Yes."
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The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky is an Australian children's animated television program that first aired on ABC2 in 2005, while also airing on Milkshake!, a program block on Channel 5 in the UK
The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky is the worst show.
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Gbull Adventures

Gbull Adventures is me. It's my YouTube channel where I like to post things about trains, my animals, and basically all the random crap I do in life. I always wonder why model trains are so expensive?
Gbull Adventures - A YouTube channel with bunches of videos about what a singular teenager does when he goes railfanning

Your average railfan from where the gators roam. Also Folkston, GA. PSR altogether is stupid and does nobody any good whatsoever. CSX GIVE FOLKSTON BACK ITS 70 DAILY TRAINS AND BUY BACK THE TALLAHASSEE LINE

Why can't Norfolk Southern just resolve the issue in East Palestine already. You blow up there town and then you gift them a museum WTF

CP + KCS X= CPKC. Why the heck did they have to merge

Takis are like the substance I live off of. I'll eat 5 bags in a month and then wonder why my stomach hurts-. Also why Mountain Dew just recently started giving me heartburn I will never know

One of those people who could eat straight bread for the rest of their life and not complain about it

When I went to the great lakes:

"I would rather take hundreds of free rocks from the beach then have to pay thousands if dollars on packets of 15 fake ones from Hobby Lobby"

Spends too much money on model trains. $100+ for a non DCC N scale Amtrak loco IN NORMAL PAINT!!

I need to see KCS this year so CSX you better be arranging some random B631 with KCS and CN

Karen encounters are amazing. Asian and Mexican food is top teir

fan of Brightline, Danny Harmon, and SSSNIPERWOLF. Overlistened to "Til the World Ends" by Brittney Spears-. 2015-2020 pop era was the best music

Not a foamer, EMD SUPREMACY, Pittsburgh line is awesome, CSX also needs to repaint 1827
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