AssHole

A guy that other guys hate and their girl friends like.
The guy that your girlfriend will breakup with you for.
The person everyone seems to like but you.
Someone Karma doesn't effect negatively on.
Some one you wish you were but just can't be.

That asshole stole my girlfriend
That asshole treats her horribly but she still likes him more than me.

by Hate on me August 26, 2010

asshole syndrome

People who have no feelings and will apologize like this "I'm sorry but not really." Also referred to as my Dad. His middle name starts with A and he tells everyone it stands for Asshole.

Sally: "He's not just an ass, he has asshole syndrome, he's an ass all the time."

by Rhodos May 20, 2014

sack full of assholes

a foul odor that is highly offensive; pungent

Alan, in drafting, hasn't taken a shower for eons and smells like a sack full of assholes.

by clutt December 27, 2007

asshole

A person in another car who cuts you off to get to the next lane, almost hits you while talking on the phone.

that asshole just cut me off

by miney June 2, 2005

assholebitch

an asshole who is so past the point of douchedom that the word bitch must be added to form a compound word

jerry is such a douche,what an asshole wait no,assholeBITCH

by khaleasuperfunky February 7, 2010

asshole cough

A unnecessary cough issued close to a smoker in a passive aggressive way to alert the smoker to the common distaste of their habit.

Smoker 1: Yeah, so I was knee deep...
Passerby: *Cough*
Smoker 2: Was that just an asshole cough? C'mon. We all die in the end, man.
Passerby 2: *Cough*

by prayforwinter July 22, 2010

from asshole to breakfast

To make a complete mess of yourself or to be overwhelmed by something.

"Man...I got shit from asshole to breakfast!"

(Where 'Shit' is used to describe any substance or item).

"I got bills from asshole to breakfast!"

When trying to eat an Eskimo Pie on Bondi Beach in the middle of an Australian summer....
"Look at me! I got ice-cream from asshole to breakfast!"

by *K8E* November 22, 2006