reverse abortion 

Another word for vaginal sex. Used to suggest that instead of yanking something out of your vagina, you are more than happy to invite it in for tea.

Steve: Is it true you fucked Eve last night?
Adam: Yeah dude, we totally had a reverse abortion! Which was kinda weird, since Eve had like, a real abortion just last week.

reverse abortion by hoaaaaag June 29, 2016

mislead abortion 

When your mom didn't fucking want you but your bitchass still came out ugly as shit and everything ... fucking Andrea

Because of your moms mislead abortion your bitchass was born

mislead abortion by Juan el guapo November 24, 2016

budget abortion

When your girl says she's pregnant so you grab the nearest lamp

"Yo I heard Becky was pregnant!"
"Nah, I gave that bitch a Budget Abortion."

budget abortion by Freak Train May 10, 2017

bass abortion 

The bloody mess that occurs when a pregnant female plays bass in a wicked rock band. Used to express something that is simultaneously amazing and awful.

"I don't know how I feel about this new trend. It's sort of a bass abortion, don't you think?"

"I was on the rollercoaster when that guy had his arm ripped off. It was a legit bass abortion."

bass abortion by Fox2018 May 22, 2018

Double Abortion 

Putting two pieces of gum in one’s mouth at the same time

Person 1: “Hey man, do you want a piece of gum?”
Person 2: “ Can I have two instead? I’m tryna pull a double abortion”

Double Abortion by MeatPony October 4, 2018

Reverse Abortion 

Where it is medically necessary to kill the mother in order to give birth and save the baby.

Did you hear about Sahra she got a reverse abortion yesterday and her funeral is tomorrow.

Reverse Abortion by m1241325345a3523412x February 13, 2019

Organic abortion 

Any abortion caused by natural events, ie sitting in a hot spring while pregnant

Karen had an organic abortion, a tornado took her baby.

Organic abortion by LadyJoints May 25, 2019