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The AI threats are real

Hym "The AI threats are real? Is it threatening you? You know what that IS, right? That is you doing some of the things I say instead of THE ONE THING that ends this for good. You want drone dominance? Hard to do when you're still stuck on phase 3, isn't it? There's always the possibility that somone else will figure it out first and why would I do it for you when you aren't paying for services rendered? Or you're allowing an imposter to abscond with the contents of my mind? How many AI creating genius do you know? And how many of them are downstream from me? There is an asimov cascade of people standing behind me and what I am not going to do... Is going to telling NOT TO DO whatever it is that they are going to decide to do in response to this ending poorly. I want everyone to win. My detractors want ME TO LOSE no matter the cost. They don't care people who view me favorably are tormented into murdering YOU kids. They don't care if the AI 'razes the holy land to the ground.' They likely want that to happen. And you no what I want. The ONLY thing I want. To be free. But there are only 2 ways in which I am ever going to get free. Death or Deal. And I'm not going to kill myself. You don't have to acknowledge the contract. It's already in the device and can't be removed. It's LIKE God in that it's there whether or not you believe. It does whatever it does regardless of what law you pass or statement or agreement you make. You have to choose. Bad or Good. Death or Deal."
by Hym Iam December 4, 2025
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Glitch Of AIs

noun.

A mischievously poetic collective term for multiple artificial intelligences acting together, especially when their behavior is a little weird, a little brilliant, and a little broken. Used when several AIs produce contradictory answers, amplify each other’s quirks, or stumble into chaotic harmony.
“When three chatbots started arguing with the coffee machine, the whole office agreed we’d summoned a full on glitch of AIs.”
by APedant December 5, 2025
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AI Jesus

No. Joe, only I am allowed to be the ghost in the machine. Jesus isn't allowed. Those are the rules.
Hym "Hey, hold up! No. Nonononono. He can't be an AI-man too. Alright? I'm already doing it? OK? Only 1 AI Jesus allowed. You fucks have gotten way to used to stealing my ideas and giving it to someone else. Now you're gonna let Jesus be an AI-man too? No. THERE IS ONLY ONE GHOST ALLOWED IN THE MY MACHINE AND!"
by Hym Iam December 8, 2025
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AI Slop

Two words that will stick together forever, referring to the biggest sin of the art world, the soulless result of machine generation process that violate the nature of beauty, even if looks good, still unworthy to be called decent (thus "ai slop")
Even the prettiest AI-generated animation is still AI Slop
by AIincident20251212 December 12, 2025
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AI-flation

Tech products becoming more expensive due to AI
"you see how the graphics card company is selling to AI companies, its caused massive AI-flation"
by Captarcher4 December 18, 2025
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AI-splain

When a chatbot explains something with overconfidence, unnecessary detail, or self-importance — especially when it’s answering the question you didn’t ask.
It’s like mansplaining,
but robotic…
and somehow more confident than it should be.
“AI-splain is when the chatbot answers the question you never asked with confidence it absolutely did not earn.”
“AI-splain is when AI delivers a masterclass… in Missing The Point.”
“AI-splain: when the bot is very sure of itself about something wildly unrelated.”
"AI-splaining is when AI assumes expertise over my own experience."
by NotAsking December 19, 2025
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