Paying the Taxes

what your parents say they are doing in there room while they are accualy having sex

Kid 1: wheres mom and dad

kid 2 : paying the taxes in their room

kid 3: (muitters) stupid

by stupidimnotputtingmyname April 13, 2011

Fanum tax

Fanum tax is essentially a practice wherein Fanum detects the consumption of food by Kai or any of his cohabitants and subsequently confiscates it.

Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler, you're so skibidi, you're so fanum tax.

by I Am ISKV October 14, 2023

income tax

When you swallow tacks and they won't come out

The tacks went in! Maybe they're income tax!

by NigelM May 28, 2018

freezer tax

When your friend leaves their bottle of fireball in your freezer so you drink it, then they call u later to tell u not to drink it, u can claim a freezer tax on it. Because it took up space in ur freezer.

"Hey don't drink my fireball I left in the fridge."
"Sorry but I already did. Uve been freezer taxed. "

by anonymous May 25, 2019

Wife tax

Taken from your net pay, often straight from your wallet, the Wife Tax is a mandatory contribution directly to your spouse's spending money.

I was going to buy those parts to fix the family car and renovate the bathroom, but I got hit pretty hard with the Wife Tax last paycheck.

by theydrick March 10, 2015

ghost tax

When someone you were dating ghosts on you, and you keep their shit as a tax for them disappearing.

The day before the exam she lent me her bar exam prep books, wished me luck, and told me she would cook us dinner after the exam. After the exam she said she was too busy, and then ghosted. I'm keeping the books as a ghost tax.

by hardballs December 8, 2016

Nostalgia tax

Price gouging of classic gaming consoles such as the Nintendo 64, Sega Genesis and the Super Nintendo and other classic items based on the fact they have been discontinued long ago by the manufacturer. The spike in price varies by the seller. This is most often done by retro video game stores.

Similar to the term Drift Tax on the Nissan 240sx

Matt: I really want to get an N64 again. I miss those games I used to play.

John: You should go to your local flee market, you can get them for reasonable prices there and avoid that pesky nostalgia tax.

Matt: Good idea.

by Ekim_ June 3, 2018