Alan

A man with wit, sense and understanding. Listenener of problems but shy's away from giving advice. Understands there is always 3 sides to a story and believes none before he does actually give his advice. Not always helpfull.. but changes the subject of the situation amd eveyone goes home safe.

Good guy. Everyone need and Alan, Aldo, Alfonso etc in their life. They are fun to have around.
Shit is going Pete Tong!! Wish Alan was here to save the day!

My heads in tatters.. I so wish I was Aldo was here tonight to keep me right and make me happy.
by Alfredo666 September 29, 2023
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Just a guy who tries his best.He is a good and trusted friend.I loving,smart,and amicable person
Honestly I have no ideas why people are so critical of Alan he’s like my best friend and is funny ,nice,and way smart!
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Verb: angry man with little penis who often has poop on his pinky.
He really Alan’d that girls butthole.
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(Known as the pedo)This man is more than interested in younger girls to be pleased by and loves clingy relationships. He’s always loyal to his girlfriends and is a really smooth guy.
Alan is a pedo.
Why is a Alan dating a girl of that maturity level.
by Dr.doofensmerz November 22, 2021
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Someone who wont shut the frick up
Shut up Alan!!!
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Alan is an egg head, a very nice person tbh. Alan is a very important person in your life, if u have an "Alan" in your life u should be absolutely greatful. Alan is typically a very kind and nice person who acts like he's cold. If you are an "Alan" then u must wear skinny jeans. I love you joser 🤗
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