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Max

Ew did you see Max’s new YouTube video
by redstone2628 November 26, 2018
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Max

Self conceded and Egotistical. Will play multiple girls at once. Will frequently make offensive and rude remarks. Will loathe in corners while overwhelmed with his pathetic amount of self pity. Typically bad at baseball. Most maxes wear mismatched outfits and resemble heat miser. Tall and ugly.
Person: hey see Max over there?
Me: yeah why?
Person: they suck.

Coach: Max you need to get to third base faster.
Coach: oh wait, if you weren't always benched, you could.
by fetty woppp November 4, 2016
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Max

Max is a very nice person usually he always wears his chubacka sweater and he always swears his friends aren’t the greatest I don’t like the twig
Wow hi max your awfully nice today
by Who’s Yuri-tarded November 2, 2019
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Max

The twat that's only nice when wants something, horrible to all of his friends, spoilt boy who uses his parents money, makes fun of mental illnesses
James:why do people like that Max?.
Tom:I don't know he takes the piss out of people with mental illnesses.
by Sl4y3r October 30, 2019
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Max

A stupid clingy person who thinks everyone likes him when in reality no one do. He is a player and mess wih people's emotions. And makes people uncomfortable. He makes people mad all the time. He is a cute also
by Buttward April 10, 2017
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max

guy 1= "who's that?"

guy 2= "that's just a max."
by just max October 22, 2020
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Max

Max is a legend amongst the ladies but is secretly homosexual. He can please a woman but would rather please a man. He has small to average genitalia. He loves the outdoors and getting smashed on the weekends. Probably good with cars and other things but chooses to spend his time alone masturbating to men. But other than all that a totally cool dude
Is that man homosexual? He’s probably named Max.
by Max is a pepe November 30, 2017
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