Max

Max is typically a big dickhead and when you meet him you like him for some reason he will allways make a bunch of fucking sex jokes he also has a small penis that you can mock him for they allways do

Max is a smally dicky boy

by BIGGESTDICKBENJIMIN December 24, 2018

Max

A tall fat young man who has a passion for noncing on little kids.Presumibly between the age of 40 and 80 and has a small penis.Gets beaten at home and loves a good ram by his homosexual family members.Usually has a sexual relationship with a nonce called Nathan who is usually Scottish.Usually wears nhs quality and stolen specs.Whips around in a double decker bus.

That fat nonce called max.

by Whjkgehvftjbdsbhh December 27, 2018

Max

Max is the most cute, handsome, loving and sweet guy you'll meet with the most beautiful soul and a scrumptious booty! you'll fall hard for his unbelievable sense of humour. He has the ability to make anyone laugh even in the worst of moods and no matter how hard to try to reject him he'll always be there waiting for you to welcome him with open arms.. it's a blessing and a curse. He fuck's up a lot and isn't always the most truthful but he'll always love you. Don't trust anyone 100% and maybe trust max's a little less. A Max will care for animals often more than he cares for humans but will happily welcome his girlfriend into his family without a second thought.

A Max always has time for hugs and time to show you the love and attention you want/need just not always at the right times. I hope that everyone gets to meet a Max one day because they're the best person i've ever known and i wish that happiness upon everyone!

girl1: I met this guy and i'm falling head over heels for him..
girl2: HE SOUNDS LIKE SUCH A MAX!

by lovelycookie June 25, 2018

Max

Max is loveable, playful, cute, sneaky, max is your dog.

I love max.

by FREAKINIDIOT!?! July 4, 2018

Max

Max is amazing, he has brown hair and brown eyes that you get lost in. He plays drums and is great a sport. He is extremely competitive with some people. He loves to wear sunglasses in photos and he likes milkshakes! He is the best friend you could ever ask for, and probably a fantastic boyfriend and kisser. Everyone needs a max in their life.

Person one: he was so nice, I didn't catch his name.
Person two: it was proberly Max!

by Scouting sav - music January 25, 2019

Max

A kid who if you make him mad eats your lunch.

“Yo that kid just ate my cookie. He’s probably a Max.”

by littlepp22 January 26, 2019

Max

A gay ass nibba who takes it in the ass with a dildo

Person: "damn that Max is a gay ass nibba"

by FeliciaDoesDick May 31, 2018