Drunk Junk

When you are so intoxicated you are unable to get an erection.

Wife: "Don't drink too much tonight. I wanna have sex later, and I don't want you having drunk junk"

by Hoch March 11, 2011

Intelectual junk

information that is so aimed at a niche market of brains that there is no point in bothering with knowing, or just simply when a group of intelectuals have nothing better to do with there time that they resort to scrapping the barrel, of concepts, that really should'nt be looked in too deeply

"paper has to 0.09 mm thick in order to be paper" this intelectual junk

by nooglesgram February 6, 2007

junk in the frunk

Another term for fupa .

She gotta lotta junk in the frunk.

by Bcanz1 November 17, 2022

hunk of junk

The real meaning is a super beautiful woman who is super amazing and incredibly awesome that you dont want to get rid of at all.

Colleen is such a hunk of junk.

by tweediebrd January 26, 2015

junk monster

crack head whos got shit all over him self

i tried buyin crack off a junk monster

by cool kidd October 7, 2005

Junk face

Being so fucked on any type of illicit drug you lose control of your facial features. Most commonly induced by poppers or exctasy.

"check out james or should i say junk face his own mother wouldn't recognise him in the state he's in"

by Brano December 15, 2008

Junk Mugger

A dude who digs other dudes. You know... in that way.

M3at - I think that dude might dig other dudes. You know... in that way.
Sp3rm Doner - Yeah, he's definitely a junk mugger.

by Sp3rm Doner October 27, 2008