Crown Pools and Spas

When you’re so incompetent at your job and fuck up so unfathomably every single time, yet you somehow manage to deflect ownership of your mistakes and blame the customer, and attempt to extort them out of money.

Jesus dude, you just ran the red light and killed all those pedestrians.

They shouldn’t have walked across the road.

That’s very Crown Pools and Spas of you.

by BernardandJennaSmith March 13, 2023

ghostly crown

The art of ejaculating on someone's head creating a sticky crown.

Why so sad?

My Boyfriend thought it would be funny to Ghostly Crown me last night.

by shank-me-as-you-lick-me December 16, 2013

My crown

Everybody wants a piece of it

“Have you heard brooklynne’s song ‘my crown’”
“Omg yes it’s so good slay”

by tinynoseisbetterthanyou February 9, 2022

Left for crown town

When u have done to many amphetamines and you feel like Superman because you can have sex for 4 hours at a time with only 30 minute breaks

Damn bro wednesday me and little bit left for crown town until mid afternoon Friday. It was freaking amazing

by Lordinvi3 May 10, 2024

Crown Council

A deviant society of adolescent pick pockets. Pardon me Hot dogging and Nut Noodling Aka Breach of trust or Wikileak

They were trying to Crown Council my Nuts 3rd and 5th

by Spoonman1969 November 3, 2024

Crowning

When your woman lives up your bald head and proceeds to sit on it and ride.

I just shaved my head and my girl just started crowning me

by Push pop November 12, 2020

Crown and Quats Peach

A libation created by a Hebrew man mixing Crown Royal Peach and Loquat wine. Patent Pending.

While on a religious retreat, Crown and Quats Peach was invented by a Hebrew man.

by Billy Winters 04 May 29, 2021