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Rooster Shielding

Another way to say "Cock Blocking" while around small children.
'Dude, last night at the club your brother was rooster shielding all night!'
by benso411 September 3, 2013
mugGet the Rooster Shieldingmug.

Rooster Dump

When you wake up and take your first shit of the day.
Does anyone know a good plumber I can call? I just clogged the toilet with an enormous rooster dump.
by Koknballz May 17, 2017
mugGet the Rooster Dumpmug.

Roostering

(v) ˈru stərɪŋ

1a. To stay up until dawn
1b. To stay up until dawn because you were partying

2. the act of being a rooster/chicken

3. to embody the wisdom / traits of a rooster/chicken
I was roostering I had this gumbo I had to finish for thanksgiving. (Turkey is not to be confused with roosters/chickens; Turkey is a distinct species)

I seen the dood he was up at 7am, I know his (chicken) ass is Roostering
by joogness May 2, 2022
mugGet the Roosteringmug.

Rooster bite

When you having some hot horny sex and the girl bites your sac
by Yeuhwhwbwbeve bewogenen April 19, 2024
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rooster-nester

a person who will naturally adapt to any social condition, however injurious to humanity, in order to eat and reproduce.
I never called you a chicken, I called you a rooster-nester: it's not so much that you're a coward as that you don't have your priorities straight.
by ozmatic July 22, 2011
mugGet the rooster-nestermug.

Rooster Scone

When a Rooster (cult member from southern Illinois) becomes a scone. These are highly trained men in many aspects and you should be on high alert when around one. These soldiers are excessively well in consuming alcohol, gambling, stealing women, smoking anything that burns, and are highly trained experts in hand to hand combat as well as firearm combat. Also major dickheads. Just not the person you want to test, absolute TOP G's all around.
Man we just ran into a group of Rooster Scone's and they were smoking marb reds and had 6 blondes with them. What a group a badass men. I sure wouldn't mess with them.
by dirtymoney93 September 16, 2022
mugGet the Rooster Sconemug.
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mugGet the <.3.4.3.>Xiphoids Are Consolidated Water Mixed With Tulips To Get YOur BAck Smacked By Chicken And ROoster FOr Botanic Lung Tissues On Oak Treees FOr Immortal ANd Immortality<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

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