Smooth as a pickle

The opposite of being smooth

"Derek, how's your day going?"

"It's about as smooth as a pickle."

by Pickled donkey December 18, 2019

Pickle Shits

A horrific fart (Silent but deadly or loud and proud) that smells rankedly of spoiled dill pickles and a steaming pile of shit.

"Damn bro, that pickle shits smells ranked! Check your pants dude!"

by Smc43 June 17, 2022

pickle pimp

to be so excellent as a pimp, this person always has his picle in somebody.....resulting in the pickle affect.

That Gregg has slept with so many girls this week, he became the pickle pimp.

by culjules June 20, 2008

pickle jones

he is one of the strongest forces in the world beware for he has limbs and

bruh pickle jones is coming better hide your limbs

by pickle jones October 08, 2019

Pickled Pirate

A boating enthusiast (or wannabe) that shares a love of drinking and of the tropics. Often smiling and slurring, with flip-flops and a tan!

Capt. Ron is a pickled pirate!

by Midlife Cruising January 05, 2011

side pickle

The guy version of "side bitch".

I was going to hang out with my main man tonight, but instead I'm going to hang out with side pickle instead. He fucks better.

by ChocolateDurnDurn March 06, 2015

Pickle smooch

A person kissing a penis

Johnathan is a pickle smooch.

by Smok710 February 19, 2019