A legendary buffoon of the gaming realm, with an uncanny ability to consistently steer into chaos and absurdity, while miraculously blaming every other player within a 50-mile radius. This rare specimen possesses the unique skill of transforming their own relentless incompetence into the fuel for epic tirades aimed at their fellow gamers.
Dude, did you see that guy yelling at his teammates for his own fifteenth death? Classic Eptic Gamer move! Now if only he could master turning left instead of right into that bottomless pit... Maybe then he could unlock the magical power of winning a single game without having a meltdown.
by HappyCleaner82 June 26, 2023
Get the eptic gamermug. When ones skin is completely pale usually from playing an outrageous amount of video games for a long time period. They also don't like to go outside.
by stuisradical June 7, 2013
Get the Gamers Tanmug. A person who plays fortnite all day and cranks 90's. Is either a child under 10 or a school drop out.
Mum "Jimmy come down for dinner"
Jimmy "Mum shut the fuck up I am playing fortnite!"
Mum "Why is my son a fortshite gamer"
Jimmy "Mum shut the fuck up I am playing fortnite!"
Mum "Why is my son a fortshite gamer"
by good evening pedophiles January 26, 2021
Get the Fortshite Gamermug. A gamer probe is when a usb type c cable is probed into ur asshole so far up then it comes out your mouth and connects to ur pc
by Tinkerbell sex addict November 18, 2021
Get the Gamer probemug. It's the period of time spent in deep sleep after playing a video game nonstop for many hours. Leaving them unawakable until mid afternoon.
Billy's missed his bus to school. Oh, he's in a gamer's coma after playing video games till early morning.
by ichigo333 December 23, 2008
Get the gamer's comamug. The sudden burst of energy a player feels when the game they are participating in suddenly intensifies.
1) My gamer adrenaline kicked in when I reached level 13 of neopets ice-cream machine.
2) My team was 2 runs behind in the 8th inning when i started to feel my gamer adrenaline.
2) My team was 2 runs behind in the 8th inning when i started to feel my gamer adrenaline.
by elleroxsox February 20, 2010
Get the Gamer Adrenalinemug. An online video game addict version of Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck:
Online friends are 1337 for fuelling their SLI/CrossFire rig with a three Nvidia 480 GTX in SLI that cost $1,500 at Newegg.
Their cheap friends get pwnd by their enemy, but afterwards bitch about a bottleneck in their shit rig.
A Bottleneck Gamers' computer is upgraded in spring, when technology trends secure an extreme re-branding and marketing for teenagers and/or the basement trolls.
Online friends are 1337 for fuelling their SLI/CrossFire rig with a three Nvidia 480 GTX in SLI that cost $1,500 at Newegg.
Their cheap friends get pwnd by their enemy, but afterwards bitch about a bottleneck in their shit rig.
A Bottleneck Gamers' computer is upgraded in spring, when technology trends secure an extreme re-branding and marketing for teenagers and/or the basement trolls.
Bottleneck Gamers are a combination of superiority complex and inferiority complex that mix to form a video game addiction.
by Eatme Drinkme May 16, 2010
Get the Bottleneck Gamermug.